This be a thread where i demonstrate my favorite ќber pro tactic in wushu...the noobclap. First started doing it for the laughs about 7 months ago, but then grew to realize it as an excellent defensive tactic. It's still probably my favorite, although it does have it's weaknesses.

I'll watch them in a minute but shouldn't this be here? I'd report but since you're an Smod you can do it yourself

First of all: lol, that is pro. I like how you manage to adapt your movement to the adversary.

Second: goes in Multiplayer threads, you can even move it yourself, most people don't have that luxary.

Ah right. I'm growing senile.
Done.

*facepalm* God dammit odlov, your proud of these replays arent you lol

Ofc. Noobclap > all other moves ^_^

PS: for knobs who think i can't play "normally" (also known as flailing limbs with no good reason) I'll leave these here:

Ok, I watched them now
I really liked those because it forces people to show their true wushu potential rathe than just blindly repete an opener. Since most openers either don't touche a static opener or do it by front, this is almost an ultimate block. I'm not a wushu expert but you're still at the top of my favourite wushuers list (piebels there too ).
You really know how to use hold in an efficient manner to make matches enjoyable for both players while still having the upper hand. I like to do a similar defensive opener but by curling up and putting my arms as side-shields. Of course it doesn't allow as much possibilities for the counter attack as the noob clap.

Youve clearly never fought against someone using a noobclap over and over

Nice, I'd like to wushu with you sometime, you'd have to bare with me, though - I'm useless.

I have, and using the shell technique, that's where wushu gets really enjoyable for me.