Judging from the popularity of the Ban the user above you thread, I'm going to create another game.
The point is you add three words to the story so far. Copying and pasting all of the story so far is encouraged.
I'll Start:

Once

Once upon

once upon a

once upon a time

dude this will take forever to get anywere
i'm changing the rules to 3 words a post to speed things up
(see my magical powers as i edit your words)

Once upon a time, there was a

Once upon a time, there was a man made of

Once upon a time, there was a man made of solid cheese and

Once upon a time, there was a man made of solid cheese and Do Not Want!

Once upon a time, there was a man made of solid cheese and "Do Not Want"! So he decided

Once upon a time, there was a man made of solid cheese and "Do Not Want"! So he decided to light himself