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Turns to gold
So let's just say when you touch something it turns to gold. What would you do with these amazing powers?

/attempttomakevibebetter
Awesomest serial killer
5:13 PM - vasp: everybody's nuts is so good
[00:18:38] <&vespesi3n> you should see when i swallow
[21:49:37] <&vespesi3n> >my mouth when
[21:49:43] <&vespesi3n> >my tastebuds when
no seriously
fucking a motionless hunk of gold is shit
gold is not warm
gold is not wet
its like masturbating with your moms wedding ring
(which probably works for most of you HOHOHO)