OK first of all microwaves are lower energy level radiation than visible light they cannot harm you like that. They work by spinning the water particles and causing them friction and to heat up. So even if you did get hit by microwaves same shit would happen to you. Water spin you get warm, no changes to DNA no cancer

wait what the fuck I wasn't aware microwaves could water bend

I may not be able to water bend, but I can definitely make your girl's water bend.






Sorry.

can you cook rice in a microwave?

Yo i paid for all microwave functions so it must ring

Sometimes I'll wait for my microwave to just begin beeping then I'll cut it off by stopping it before it gets to finish the first beep

i think thats legitimate psychopath behavior

I am one of those people who stop it before it beeps. Only rarely i let it end on its own

I try to open it right when it hits 0 but sometimes i fail and its stuck on when but when i get it it only beeps for a fraction of a second.

Idk maybe im autistic or something

I let that shit beep let it ring
let it go
let's go
let's beep
full beep
no cutoff shit
no hiding the beep all pride for the beep