I thought I was about to suplex a guy but unfortunately I forgot to grab :/

Well, my turn.
I was in this aikido tourney, kicked the opponent, hard enough to dismember a leg, after that I raised him in the air, my tori's back was face the dq area, twisted the chest and ending my self dq'd.

And in a betting server, waited so long just to epicly fail.

i used noob claping and shoveling and thougt i was awesome

Everything that is considered dirty playing eg. leg grabs, claps ect.

Probably the shoveling or noob clap, because it looks nooby but you have somewhat like 45% chance of winning using it.

More like 90% chance of winning.

noobclap is actually pro. if you think it's nooby you don't know how to do it right.

I call for the noobclap to be renamed the proclap!

:> Yesh.
There was this one time in wushu, I did some random shit and managed to dm my arm.
It was weird.

Did you dismember your own arm?