Toribash
Original Post
Memberlist - Revamped
I'm improving the memberlist. Once this reaches a certain level of decency, I'll stick this, unstick the other and change the name.

Here's a template for you guys to follow. If you want to add elements, feel free to do so:

[Name]
[Belt]
Age:
Specialty:
Sheep-employment:
Analysis(about as person):
Favourites:
Non-favourites:
Expect [name] to say (regular quotes):

Also feel free to add regular quotes to others, if you notice them :P

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CMon
4th Dan Black Belt
Age: 17
Speciality: Sambo gravity and abuse of the /cp function and seekrit
Sheep-employment: Co-Leader, talent scout and CookieMonster
Analysis: Narcissistic, sadistic, cynical and highly unpredictable.
Favourites: Tits, guitar, music, soccer and Blam
Non-favourites: Idiocy, arrogance, pretenciousness, fish-sticks and shovels.
Expect CMon to say:
"FUGGIN' SHUNT BUGGERLY!"
"Tits."
"What. The (bleep)."
"Hroml."



avwave
6th Dan Black Belt
Age: 24
Specialty: Aikido, Kickbox, all things 3D
Sheep-employment: Filler Component, Master Artist
Analysis: Aloof, patient, plods through life, sloth-ish, unpredictable
Favourites: Funky smelling food, computers, esoteric porn, obscure music
Non-favourites: Oldman perfume, "faked" idiocy, general noobish behavior, Microsoft
Expect avwave to say:
"Hellote!"
"Really?"
"ofc? Ohio Fried Chicken!"



3vi1 (or Threevil)
12th Dan Black Belt
Age: 15
Specialty: Nothing. That is to say, nothing.
Sheep-employment: Current leader and clan-IRC tyrant.
Analysis: Slow to react, somewhat boring, yet somewhat unpredictable. Think of him as a really, really heug chanop-God-rhino and you'll be close to the truth.
Favourites: Himself
Non-favourites: seekrit
Expect 3vi1 to say:
"ʁy.mi.nɑ̃"
"ZA WARUDO"



Kips
~Prefer not to disclose belt, ie: nub~
Age: 17
Specialty: aikido, wrasslin' modes, irl baseball
Sheep-employment: Helpful IRC topic and news changer
Analysis: A nice guy once you get to know him. Referred to as the big brother of the group by Eg- I mean many members, he doesn't let many people down.
Favourites: Sheep, seekrit, baseball
Non-favourites: Split Pea soup, jerks, New York Mets
Expect Kips to say:
":v"



Dalir
4th or 5th or somethiWHO GIVES A SHIT!?
Age; 16
Specialty; Aikido, Judo Frac, being a nice weaboo
Sheep-employment; weaboo
Analysis; weaboo
Favourites; weaboo stuff
Non-favourites; you etc olol and weaboos
Expect Dalir to say;
(SOME CATCHY CATCHPHRASE STOLEN FROM m0o)



Chac
3rd Dan Black Belt
Age: Almost 15
Specialty: Sucking at toribash, flaming, making fun of people, being a tremendous dick.
Sheep-employment: Recruitment Sarge (verbally tests people's mental sturdiness) HUMAN FLAMETHROWER
Analysis: Often mistaken for a stand-up comedian. An angry one, at that.
Favourites: Music, Stand-up Comedy, socializing, his friends, joking around, joking around, joking around.
Non-favourites:
Wussy/Cowardly people, disloyal friends
Expect Chac to say:

"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"GOD DAMN"
"FUCKING GOD DAMN SHIT"



Blam
4th Dan Black Belt

Age: 15
Specialty:
Erm.. love?
Sheep-employment:
Professional Grazer, General Sponge
Analysis:
Lazy, Fail, Unfunny.
Favourites:
comedy panel game shows, mah friends, paintballing, loling, CMon.
Non-favourites:
Cunts.
Expect Blam to say (regular quotes):
"¬_¬"
"america sucks"

"its for the greater good"



Pirate
Modest Belt
Age: 15
Specialty: General versatility and adaptabilty.
Sheep-employment: Top-founder-person
Analysis: annoying.
Favorites: sheep, girls, cliche'd things, etc.
Non-favorites: Blam.
Expect pirate to say: Expect nothing and everything



(Uncle)-Velve
8th dan
Age: 17
Specialty: Smoking Weed
Sheep-employment: Woolsmoker
Analysis: Outgoing (bleep)er who likes to get drunk, high, make babies, smoke just about anything and get high As often as necessary.
Favourites: Aikido and any wrestling mode. Stuff to smoke.
Non-favourites: faggoty luck judo
Expect [Uncle-Velve] to say:
" SMOKE BREAK!!!!!"



Egg
Black Belt

Age: 15
Specialty: Aikido
Sheep-employment: General yolk filled nuisance.
Analysis: A yolk filled nuisance. Waxed, not shaved.
Favourites: Happiness
Non-favourites: Sadness
Expect Egg to say :
-Something Stupid-
"Kips is like a big brother to the group"



Name: Faolan
Custom (Wolf) Belt

Age: 17
Specialty: Judo
Sheep-employment: Wolf-alliance negotiator
Analysis: Furry. Very good analyst, can remain completely neutral in an argument in which I have a bias. Capable of long posts containing correct grammar. Capable of flame-less arguments.
Favorites: Furries
Non-favorites: Dust. I HATE dust. dust SUCKS
Expect Faolan to say:
"Ow, rug burn HURTS... But it felt so good~"
"you all are n****rs"


Demonsoul6
Brown Belt (Phail)

Age: 14
Specialty: Eating and sleeping
Sheep-employment: Interesting component
Analysis: Lazy asshole that constantly says idiotic things and sucks balls at Toribash.
Favorites: My Imaginary friends, my Computer, and that beautiful ass I'll never get. Oh and Ralph. (bleep)ing right.
Non-favorites: Fags, tobacco, custom mods, allergies.
Expect Demonsoul6 to say: The unexpected.

[Name] Tortele
[Belt] 4th Dan
Age: 16
Specialty: Failtard
Sheep-employment: Member
Analysis(about as person): dude
Favourites: kitfox, chac, kips, cmon
Non-favourites: ffff
Expect [name] to say (regular quotes): etc, got, [lameolmeme]

peter(numbers/shit)
Belt: 6th dan
Age: 16
Speciality: I don't do much.
Sheep-employment: Being "that peter guy"
Analysis: shit and shit etc
Favorites: Cigarettes
Non-favorites: Shitting yourself in a public setting. That's the worst.
Expect peter to say: um

Ravenger
Belt: yellow (Fucking killer20 stealing mah qi)
Age: 19
Speciality: Real life football :v? alright SP replays
Sheep-employment: Lurking
Analysis: Failure at spelling, trolls some
Favorites: donno
Non-favorites: looking like an idiot in public
Expect Rave to say: :v, :c, :V, wat

Gubbin1
Belt: 6th Dan
Age: 18
Specialty: Anal stimulation
Sheep-employment: Llama trainer
Analysis: Possibly human
Favourites: Fudge, roller coasters, anything involving both.
Non-favourites: Idiots.
Expect Argentum to say: "Sup"
Last edited by Pirate_old; Nov 2, 2009 at 09:08 PM.
avwave
6th Dan Black Belt
Age: 24
Specialty: Aikido, Kickbox, all things 3D
Sheep-employment: Filler Component
Analysis: Aloof, patient, plods through life, sloth-ish, unpredictable
Favourites: Funky smelling food, computers, esoteric porn, obscure music
Non-favourites: Oldman perfume, "faked" idiocy, general noobish behavior, Microsoft
Expect avwave to say:
"Hellote!"
"Really?"
"ofc? Ohio Fried Chicken!"
anything non-sequitur basically...
...
3vi1 (or Threevil)
12th Dan Black Belt
Age: 15
Specialty: Nothing. That is to say, nothing.
Sheep-employment: Current leader and clan-IRC tyrant.
Analysis: Slow to react, somewhat boring, yet somewhat unpredictable. Think of him as a really, really heug chanop-God-rhino and you'll be close to the truth.
Favourites: Himself
Non-favourites: seekrit
Expect 3vi1 to say:
"ʁy.mi.nɑ̃"
"ZA WARUDO"
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."
Name: Kips
Belt: Prefer not to disclose, ie: nub
Age: 17
Specialty: aikido, wrasslin' modes, irl baseball
Sheep-employment: Helpful IRC topic and news changer
Analysis(about as person): A nice guy once you get to know him. Referred to as the big brother of the group by Eg- I mean many members, he doesn't let many people down.
Favourites: Sheep, seekrit, baseball
Non-favourites: Split Pea soup, jerks, New York Mets
Expect [name] to say (regular quotes):
":v"
Dalir
3rd Dan Black Belt
Age; Closing in on 16.
Specialty; Aikido, Judo Frac, being an asshole.
Sheep-employment; Bringing humour and assholism to the clan.
Analysis; He's a pretty decent and funny guy, but if you get on his wrong side you'll be there until you prove him wrong. Can be helpful, otherwise he's pretty lazy or busy living life.
Favourites; Music, weird animes, irl hentai-rape with trees, being creative, being social, smoking, flaming.
Non-favourites; Boring teachers, being bored, hypocrites, idiots, not having money for smokes.
Expect Dalir to say;
"(bleep) you, ..."
"generally ..."
Last edited by dalir; Sep 12, 2008 at 07:13 PM.
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Blam
4th Dan Black Belt

Age: 15
Specialty:
Erm.. love?
Sheep-employment:
Professional Grazer
Analysis:
Lazy, Fail, Unfunny.
Favourites:
comedy panel game shows, mah friends, paintballing, loling, CMon.
Non-favourites:
Cunts.
Expect Blam to say (regular quotes):
"¬_¬"
"america sucks"

"its for the greater good"
:D
Pirate.
Master Belt.
Age: 15.
Specialty: I play almost every mode and adapt well in most cases.
Sheep-employment: one of the main founders.
Analysis: annoying.
Favorites: sheep, girls, cliche'd things, etc.
Non-favorites: Blam.
What you cane expect me to say: It changes every day.
[Name] Uncle-Velve
[Belt] 8th dan
Age: 17
Specialty: Smoking Weed
Sheep-employment: Smoking wool
Analysis(about as person): Im an outgoing (bleep)er who likes to get drunk, high, make babies, smoke just about anything and get high As often as necessary.
Favourites: Modes or stuff to smoke?-------> I guess aikido and any wrestling mode
Non-favourites: faggoty luck judo
Expect [Uncle-Velve] to say:
" SMOKE BREAK!!!!!"
Last edited by Velve; Sep 12, 2008 at 11:07 PM.
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U1V1
Originally Posted by Velve View Post
[Name] Uncle-Velve
[Belt] 8th dan
Age: 17
Specialty: Smoking Weed
Sheep-employment: Smoking wool
Analysis(about as person): Im an outgoing (bleep)er who likes to get drunk, high, make babies, smoke just about anything and get high As often as necessary.
Favourites: Modes or stuff to smoke?-------> I guess aikido and any wrestling mode
Non-favourites: faggoty luck judo
Expect [Uncle-Velve] to say:
" SMOKE BREAK!!!!!"

I'm sorry to inform you that you have lung cancer.
:D
Originally Posted by Blam View Post
I'm sorry to inform you that you have lung cancer.

I know!!! isnt it great!!!

ive also been hired by a very respectable construction company, theyre using my lungs in their new "totally natural tarred roads" campaign. It is said I could pave a road ten kilometers long.
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U1V1