Toribash
Original Post
[Sheep] Member bios!
Until if and when someone decides to merge this with the memberlist thread, these get their own topic.
If you're new and/or haven't yet added any details, or wish to update your details, dump them in this thread, not here.

The members


avwave
6th Dan Black Belt
Age: 24
Specialty: Aikido, Kickbox, all things 3D
Sheep-employment: Filler Component, Master Artist
Analysis: Aloof, patient, plods through life, sloth-ish, unpredictable
Favourites: Funky smelling food, computers, esoteric porn, obscure music
Non-favourites: Oldman perfume, "faked" idiocy, general noobish behavior, Microsoft
Expect avwave to say:
"Hellote!"
"Really?"
"ofc? Ohio Fried Chicken!"



3vi1 (or Threevil)
12th Dan Black Belt
Age: 16
Specialty: Nothing. That is to say, nothing.
Sheep-employment: Current leader and clan-IRC tyrant.
Analysis: tl;dr
Favourites: Himself
Non-favourites: seekrit
Expect 3vi1 to say:
"ʁy.mi.nɑ̃"
"ZA WARUDO"



Kips
~Prefer not to disclose belt, ie: nub~
Age: 17
Specialty: aikido, wrasslin' modes, irl baseball
Sheep-employment: Helpful IRC topic and news changer
Analysis: A nice guy once you get to know him. Referred to as the big brother of the group by Eg- I mean many members, he doesn't let many people down.
Favourites: Sheep, seekrit, baseball
Non-favourites: Split Pea soup, jerks, New York Mets
Expect Kips to say:
":v"



Dalir
3rd Dan Black Belt
Age; Closing in on 16.
Specialty; Aikido, Judo Frac, being an asshole.
Sheep-employment; Verbal battering ram and humourspreader
Analysis; Decent, funny, holds grudges. Lazy, helpful, supposedly has a life
Favourites; Music, weird animes, irl hentai-rape with trees, being creative, being social, smoking, flaming.
Non-favourites; Boring teachers, being bored, hypocrites, idiots, not having money for smokes.
Expect Dalir to say;
"(bleep) you, ..."
"generally ..."




Chac
3rd Dan Black Belt
Age: Almost 15
Specialty: Sucking at toribash, sucking koks
Sheep-employment: Recruitment Sarge (verbally tests people's mental sturdiness) HUMAN FLAMETHROWER, sucker of koks
Analysis: Often mistaken for a stand-up comedian. An angry one, at that. with dynamite strapped around his kok
Favourites: Music, Stand-up Comedy, socializing, his friends, mouth full of koks
Non-favourites:[/B] greasy koks
Expect Chac to say:

"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"GOD DAMN"
"FUCKING GOD DAMN SHIT"
"ALLAHU ACKBAAAARRRR" (explosion follows)


Blam
4th Dan Black Belt

Age: 15
Specialty:
Erm.. love?
Sheep-employment:
Professional Grazer, General Sponge
Analysis:
Lazy, Fail, Unfunny.
Favourites:
comedy panel game shows, mah friends, paintballing, loling, CMon.
Non-favourites:
Cunts.
Expect Blam to say (regular quotes):
"¬_¬"
"america sucks"

"its for the greater good"



Pirate.
Cust0m
Age: 156
Specialty: General versatility and adaptabilty. WEED.
Sheep-employment: Top-founder-person
Analysis: annoying.
Favorites: sheep, girls, cliche'd things, etc.
Non-favorites: Blam.
Expect pirate to say: Expect nothing and everything



(Uncle)-Velve
8th dan
Age: 17
Specialty: Smoking Weed
Sheep-employment: Woolsmoker
Analysis: Outgoing (bleep)er who likes to get drunk, high, make babies, smoke just about anything and get high As often as necessary.
Favourites: Aikido and any wrestling mode. Stuff to smoke.
Non-favourites: faggoty luck judo
Expect [Uncle-Velve] to say:
" SMOKE BREAK!!!!!"



Egg
Black Belt

Age: 15
Specialty: Aikido
Sheep-employment: General yolk filled nuisance.
Analysis: A yolk filled nuisance. Waxed, not shaved.
Favourites: Happiness
Non-favourites: Sadness
Expect Egg to say :
-Something Stupid-
"Kips is like a big brother to the group"



Name: Faolan
Custom (Wolf) Belt

Age: 17
Specialty: Judo
Sheep-employment: Wolf-alliance negotiator
Analysis: Furry. Very good analyst, can remain completely neutral in an argument in which I have a bias. Capable of long posts containing correct grammar. Capable of flame-less arguments.
Favorites: Furries
Non-favorites: Dust. I HATE dust. dust SUCKS
Expect Faolan to say:
"Ow, rug burn HURTS... But it felt so good~"
"you all are n****rs"


Demonsoul6
Brown Belt (Phail)

Age: 14
Specialty: Eating and sleeping
Sheep-employment: Interesting component
Analysis: Lazy asshole that constantly says idiotic things and sucks balls at Toribash.
Favorites: My Imaginary friends, my Computer, and that beautiful ass I'll never get. Oh and Ralph. (bleep)ing right.
Non-favorites: Fags, tobacco, custom mods, allergies.
Expect Demonsoul6 to say: The unexpected.

RIP2
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

millie
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

sorrow
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

SokuTofu
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

Shakky
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

static_death
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

Drakea
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

Skazz
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

Gault
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

Jalis
2nd dan black belt
Age: 16
Specialty: Annoying you.
Sheep-employment: Annnoying people not in sheep. Hopefully.
Analysis: Grammar nazi and an annoying asshole.
Favourites: Favorites? In my bio?
Non-favourites: Idiots and ignorant dipshits in general.
Expect jalis to say insults about your lacking intellect.

KiTFoX
10th Dan Black Belt
Age: 18
Speciality: doesn't afraid of anything
Sheep-employment: Clan Janitor.
Analysis: Narcissistic, annoying, rather flamboyant.
Favorites: Drums, music in general, raging, Kips.
Non-favourites: Stupid people, smart people, suomynona.
Expect KiTFoX to say:
"I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD."

Argentum
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

Snypey
Nobody knows anything about this fgt yet.

Tertywerty / Nikita
8th Dan
Age: 16
Specialty: Trolling, Raping, Humping, Making Completly random convorsations about the stupidest things, and failing at grammarz
Sheep-employment: Member ;o
Analysis: Random furry and tends to troll (Lightly) I Dont start or induce arguments. I tend to keep away from anything negative for that matter.
Favorite things: Faolan, Lol'ing and the internet
Non-favourites: Pineapples on pizza.. or in any oriface of the body besides the mouth. Smiley Spam.
Expect Nikita / Tertywerty to say: "Phail" "XD" ":3" "83" "rofl" ">w>" "Cheyeaa!" "Orly?" ":v" "l:U" " ' . ' "

ChrisDom
Belt: 3rd Dan
Age: 16
Speciality: l:U (It really is)
Sheep-employment: Clan Furry
Analysis: Furry, Trolltastic, Bisexual fgt
Favorites: BBQ potato chips, Hardstyle, Other furry stuff
Non-favorites: Rainbows.... Fucking Rainbows
Expect ChrisDom to say:
"I won all my matches"
"you guys are fgts"
"KiTFoX got banned? YESSSSSS!!"
"l:U"
Last edited by KiTFoX; Feb 6, 2010 at 04:15 PM.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."