I don't live by no rules
My I-can't-believe-he-doesn't-have-downs-but-is-actually-just-tired-looking indigenous friend and I disapprove of all applications until now, Parrot's most of all.

Anyone applying after this post should at least consider to post a vid of themselves doing something intriguing.



or write in rhymes, haiku, record a Parrot-hymn etc... something somewhat unique and a tiny miny bitty shitty creative.