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Hi
Hi, I am in Inq, because Creati0n threatened to kill my family.
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A roar of thunder can be heard echoing through the little town
I was sitting in my chair, a very cozy chair at that. It was made of wool, very fancy wool at that. I could feel the rumbling of thunder vibrate through my body, as I clutched onto my glass of "<&Stellar> Jack Daniels Tenessee honey". Or... however you spell it.
Suddenly, another roar of thunder echoed through the house.
"Boy," I said aloud, "That sounded like it was right next to... wait a minute."
I looked over at my framed poster of A-ha, to help me think of course.
"Why didn't the liquid move in my glass of "<&Stellar> Jack Daniels Tenessee honey"!"
I knew at once, that it wasn't a roar of thunder, but a gunshot.
"HELP ME!" I heard my Wife scream, "Oh help me Kyure!"
It was my wife Cornelius, from Planet of the Apes!
"I AM COMING!"I yelled as I raced down the stairs.
To my surprise, not only was my wife at gunpoint, but my child! My lovely son, "ape". Behind them was a tall muscular man. I... I recognized his face. It was the all-time champion wrestler "Creati0n".
"You son of a bi..."
Another gun shot rang out before I could finish my sentence.
"I've got him Boss!"Creati0n spoke into the walkie-talkie next to him.
"Good. Tell Kyure he has to join Inq, or you will murder his family."
"But Boss, they will think I am an assho..."
"DO IT!"
"I WILL JOIN! I WILL JOIN! PLEASE JUST DON'T HURT MY FAMILY!"
And that is how I joined inq.
...
A roar of thunder can be heard echoing through the little town
I was sitting in my chair, a very cozy chair at that. It was made of wool, very fancy wool at that. I could feel the rumbling of thunder vibrate through my body, as I clutched onto my glass of "<&Stellar> Jack Daniels Tenessee honey". Or... however you spell it.
Suddenly, another roar of thunder echoed through the house.
"Boy," I said aloud, "That sounded like it was right next to... wait a minute."
I looked over at my framed poster of A-ha, to help me think of course.
"Why didn't the liquid move in my glass of "<&Stellar> Jack Daniels Tenessee honey"!"
I knew at once, that it wasn't a roar of thunder, but a gunshot.
"HELP ME!" I heard my Wife scream, "Oh help me Kyure!"
It was my wife Cornelius, from Planet of the Apes!
A beautiful portrait of Cornelius
"I AM COMING!"I yelled as I raced down the stairs.
To my surprise, not only was my wife at gunpoint, but my child! My lovely son, "ape". Behind them was a tall muscular man. I... I recognized his face. It was the all-time champion wrestler "Creati0n".
"You son of a bi..."
Another gun shot rang out before I could finish my sentence.
"I've got him Boss!"Creati0n spoke into the walkie-talkie next to him.
"Good. Tell Kyure he has to join Inq, or you will murder his family."
"But Boss, they will think I am an assho..."
"DO IT!"
"I WILL JOIN! I WILL JOIN! PLEASE JUST DON'T HURT MY FAMILY!"
And that is how I joined inq.
Last edited by Kyure; Aug 2, 2014 at 07:04 AM.
