ES Recruitment Drive
Originally Posted by Twilight View Post
What does being a rock feel like?

it's ok until teenagers pick me up and toss me through windows

Originally Posted by Powas View Post
Oregon confirmed for shit providers.

rip

Originally Posted by gabrielll View Post
I've heard that you downloaded the internet once. Is it true?

in my floating space base located in deep space 32 just along the boarder of space austrailia and the glorious rebublic of ishiland, i have giant harddrives the size of planets and i use them to store all of the cat pictures and nic cage gifs, you never know when you might need them.


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#hi


Where do you live?

I want to come over your house and have a sleep over where we laugh and play and talk n such.
















NH
Need help?
Creati0n says: still my favorite. <3
I sacrificed my firstborn for this great human being to join (M) ~R
Just Use Thunder!
Can I come too?

I'm lonely.
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[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
[4:37 PM] ponf: you'd be wrong
uwu i wuv you uwu
Great, I'm the only non staff attending

Can I get staff positions by sleeping with higher ups.

Let's do this the old fashioned way.
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[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
[4:37 PM] ponf: you'd be wrong
uwu i wuv you uwu
how does it feel that your name is just a combination of the words "is" and "hi", meaning you are "hi", which could be interpreted as "high", which is also slang for being intoxicated due to drugs?
Originally Posted by Yiazmat View Post
How do you feel being such a nice boss?

get back to work.


Originally Posted by aracoon View Post
How do you feel about pluto

its still a planet.

Originally Posted by DrHax View Post
Where do you live?

I want to come over your house and have a sleep over where we laugh and play and talk n such.
















NH

salem oregon, but im not too privvy on meeting people irl :O



Originally Posted by Neko and aracoon being creepy View Post
hi we are creepy.


pls


also neko: you can only get staff positions if you are good in bed.

Originally Posted by Soap View Post
how does it feel that your name is just a combination of the words "is" and "hi", meaning you are "hi", which could be interpreted as "high", which is also slang for being intoxicated due to drugs?

my name has many meanings, its just how people interpret it, the fact that you went straight to drugs makes me worried for you, please go pee in this cup, i dont like my squids to be high on the job.


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#hi