TheKnife, the god of suicide brings upon you what could very well be the record of fast suicides.
At least until someone is like "zomg i can do better" and proves their cause.
Anyway, here you go.
24 frame suicide consists of 24 frames and is of me ripping both my arms, my head, and my right pec off.
13 frame suicide consists of 13 frames and is of me ripping both my arms and hands off.

That's pretty fast, right?

I realize 13 frame suicide is much faster, but it's so simple I just had to add 24 frame suicide as well.
It's very nice.

Actually, the head goes off at frame 23^^

nice...

Decaps abs, 18 frames.
Decaps Abs + Chest 24 frames.. then my head later. I bet I can make this much faster but I didn't wanna edit it it's too funny!
Pecs + hand 47 frames.. I had it way faster, like.. 36 frames but I couldn't do the replay again X_X

those are sad.
11 frames, arms and a hand.

not only is that not 11 frames, you didn't even dismember anything

yah i di....
wait, the decap doesnt show in the replay?

No decap there.

There was a replay made by CheZ, and I think he broke almost every part of his body pretty damn quick. I think it's one of the replays that comes with the game. I think it's called something like.. CheZ Spinning head.

Oh that.
He managed to trigger a self explosion, which is pretty hard, but it was at least 50 frames.

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh