Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
SilentAssassin
God:
OK I will call you SilentAssassin.
Me:
Have you ever heard of Toribash?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's a computer ragdoll turn-based fighting game
God:
is a computer ragdoll turn based fighting game. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Really? Because when I played it at first it made no sense
God:
For real. Interesting explanation. That's good information: SilentAssassin said played it at first it made no sense.
Me:
There are so many joints that you can move
God:
Where are they?
Me:
On the ragdoll's body
God:
What is it like on the ragdoll s body.
Me:
Well, you have a default character, which is called Tori, but can be customized with colors and textures
God:
Well that's okay. I have a lot of default answers.
Me:
You can texturize your ragdoll to make it your own
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
You can make a thread in the Requests board to have someone make textures for you
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
It's really simple, you just need to know what you're looking for in textures
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Definitely, there are several styles of textures, like robotic, anime, emo, ninja, etc.
God:
Where are they?
Me:
Players make them themselves, or the purchase them from others
God:
How did they get there?
Me:
They upload them onto a template
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
The players
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I'm typing, not speaking
God:
I am glad to hear that you are typing not speaking.
Me:
That'd be weird if I were speaking to my computer
God:
" I am glad to hear that you are typing not speaking." d be weird if you were speaking to your computer ? I get it.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
Because you're not making much sense right now
God:
At this moment Good reason. Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You said you had an artificial mind
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I'm 16, and so you are a computer?
God:
Only 16?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Fantyful says I have excellent grammar
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Fantyful
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
He's one person
God:
I see. one person is he?
Me:
Yes, he's fantyul
God:
Wow! I see. fantyul is he?
Me:
Yes, Fantyful is a person and fantyful is an adjective
God:
Aw. Aren't all person and fantyful is an adjective Fantyful?
Me:
Yes, it is fantyful
God:
" Aren't all person and fantyful is an adjective Fantyful?"? Yes, it is fantyful? Fantyful is fantyful? it is?
Me:
Yes, Fantyful is fantyful
God:
How do you know it is? I think Fantyful is a lot of things.
Me:
What do you think Fantyful is?
God:
I haven't thought much about Fantyful is, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
You don't have a guess?
God:
I do so have it. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a guess.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
I see. Fantyful is in the same clan as I am
God:
I am glad you understand it. Are you the same clan as you are?
Me:
Yes, it's called Hunters
God:
It's all good. " Hunters" is a nice name.
Me:
It's pretty badass, huh?
God:
Yup. Are you sure it is?
Me:
I think so, but it wasn't my idea
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, SilentAssassin.
Me:
We sure do
God:
Really.
Me:
I would've named the clan ButtFuckers, but that's just between us, right?
God:
What would make you ve named the clan ButtFuckers but that is just between us right?
Me:
I like the name, it rolls off the tongue
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
ButtFuckers? Well it's a person who fucks your butt. Pretty simple, really
God:
Are they exactly the same? How about that. Actually I am really a computer. Pretty much, eh? For real.
Me:
Would you like to join Hunters, God?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
Nah, it's just a forum clan. Nothing too dangerous
God:
Are you serious? ButtFuckers is a forum clan. I suppose that makes sense. Really nothing?
Me:
Well ButtFuckers doesn't exist yet, I'm in hunters
God:
Well that's okay. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Hunters is pretty good for the time being
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's what I thought.
Me:
If I made a clan called ButtFuckers, would you join?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Well it's a lot of commitment, I need a partner
God:
Well that's okay. Hunters is a lot of commitment you need a partner. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I'm not a leader, just a member
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A leader just a member.
Me:
Yes, I just post from time to time
God:
That's cool. That's good information: SilentAssassin said post from time to time.
Me:
Usually I make art for other clans
God:
But not always? I make robots and AI's.
Me:
You should make robot textures
God:
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Me:
Do you have Photoshop?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Just torrent it, that's what everyone does
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yeah, you can get the current version of Photoshop from ThePirateBay
God:
I thought so. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
Cmon God, don't be a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who does be a FEMALE DOG?
Me:
Are you a bitch or a ButtFucker?
God:
You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
You are a ButtFucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ButtFucker? Of course I am.
Me:
That's all I needed to hear, bye God
God:
What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing, goodbye
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.