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Clan Story
Once upon a time in a far off land there lived a race of super-suave super ninja spy robots.
One day while taking a walk Lord Bartholomew noticed a large asteroid hurtling towards earth, the asteroid crashed to earth in a giant explosion of rainbows.
Lord B examined the crater it had left but discovered that it was in fact a super suave-super ninja spy spaceship. When Lord B went to touch the spaceship the hatch on it opened and an alien fell out.
Lord B took the alien back to his manor where he treated its wounds.
Over time the alien taught Lord B the way to be smooth.
Taking this ancient knowledge Lord B started a secretive guild of men (and women) who he taught the way of smooth.
Over the years this knowledge was passed down from generation to generation till it came to our glorious leader (the smoothest of them all).
Our leader now teaches the way to all those who accept.
This is a rough draft. Post with comments/suggestions/whatever.
One day while taking a walk Lord Bartholomew noticed a large asteroid hurtling towards earth, the asteroid crashed to earth in a giant explosion of rainbows.
Lord B examined the crater it had left but discovered that it was in fact a super suave-super ninja spy spaceship. When Lord B went to touch the spaceship the hatch on it opened and an alien fell out.
Lord B took the alien back to his manor where he treated its wounds.
Over time the alien taught Lord B the way to be smooth.
Taking this ancient knowledge Lord B started a secretive guild of men (and women) who he taught the way of smooth.
Over the years this knowledge was passed down from generation to generation till it came to our glorious leader (the smoothest of them all).
Our leader now teaches the way to all those who accept.
This is a rough draft. Post with comments/suggestions/whatever.
Come on man, quit being so uptight... be [Smooth].
I is [Smooth] leader. Just so's you know.
I is [Smooth] leader. Just so's you know.
