Danke schіn, Count.

Sie sagen dass mein Deutsch ist sehr gut. Aber ich kannst konversieren ќber komplexe Angelegenheiten

( Ich benutze die Website LingQ und Pimsleur fќr meine deutsche Studium )

Mein Grammatik ist sehr schlecht, ist es?

One more thing, how do you use the word, "фuпerste"?

*Sie sagen, dass mein Deutsch sehr gut sei (it's "Konjunktiv", but don't worry. Over 60% of german ppl dont know how to use it either )
**Aber ich kann
***better use "oder?" instead of "ist es?". Just sounds better ^^

you use "фuпerst" as an adverb, like "extremely". For example: "фuпerst hќbsch"

Oh yeah, "kannst" is informal is informal for kіnnen, right? I thought for a while that it meant "can not"

"kannst" is 2nd pers singular of "kіnnen", since you're talking about yourself you need the 1st pers. singluar, pretty obvious ^^.
Unfortunately there isn't such a short term like the english "can" / "can't"

It's "Ich kann ... nicht" right?

exactly.

Another example would be: "Ich kann schwimmen, aber (ich kann) nicht tauchen"
The second "ich kann" is optional since you already used the word before. Meaning: you can use it there since it would be correct, but you do not have to in every way, as you might also leave it out for language-lazyness-reasons ^^

btw the translation would be "I know how to swim, but not how to dive"

Hey, I was wondering, when do you pronounce "ch" as "sh" or "k"?

PS, can you help by PMing me? Let's try speaking in German

oh, das ist gar nicht so einfach, da es sehr stark von der Region abhфngt in der gesprochen wird. So sprechen einige zum Beispiel das Wort "Chemie" als "Kemie" und andere als "Schemie" aus.
Allgemein kann man aber sagen, dass man nach einem dunklen Vokal (a, o, u, au) ein "ch" spricht (zum Beispiel: auch, Loch, nach, Buch etc.). "ch" wird auпerdem bei Verniedlichungen gesprochen, zum Beispiel: Autochen, Flфschchen, Stickerchen etc.
Aber das ist ein ziemlich intuitives Verstфndnis, welches schwer zu erlernen ist ^^

Hope you could get all of it, if not imma translate it for you. But nevertheless you should try to understand it though ;)

All I understand is:

Oh, that is not so easy, because it is very dependent on the region it is spoken in. So________________________________________________ _______________

But all that is learned pretty intuitively, which is difficult to learn.

Can you translate the rest? D:

okay, I'm gonna translate it:

Oh, that's rather difficult since it depends very much on the region it is spoken in. For example some would pronounce the word "Chemie" as "Kemie" while others would pronounce it as "Schemie" (hard and soft vocal).
But overall one could say, that after a dark vocal (a, o, u, au) it's pronounced as "ch" (not as "k") as in "Loch", "nach", "Buch" etc. Furthermore you use "ch" (not "k") as a form of minimization, for example: "Autochen" (small car), "Flфschen" (small bottle), "Stickerchen" (small sticker) etc.
But that's all a pretty intuitive thing to learn which makes it pretty difficult ^^