exactly you did it because you didn't give a shit and don't care, why the fuck would we want a person who doesn't give a shit to join this clan?? im a dominant alpha dude, but im spooked that liaxo is better so lets leave it at that

Lose hope on that. A conversation ?! ppffffttt On the internet ?! ppfffffftttt

Yeh, I dunno about 'conversations' (what are they?) but if yer ever keen for a shit-slinging contest, hit up Discussion.

Hello I would like to apply for parrot, can someone point me to Moop's bedroom?

A low-tier brothel hostel in Tijuana. An the place to offer up your body is wibbles ��

Ah I see, when I find him I shall forcefully pull down his pants and suck his dick you will than have to accept me into the clan

Yeah.... No.

Harsh but anyway moving to the serious stuff how do I actually apply for parrot?

Write an application, get in IRC, get to know us, etc.

dont be stupid is also a good thing to do when applying