A Hot Australian day beckoned young Australian men to the neighborhood sadism and masochism club, where men went to play with orifices stretched open by toffee apples, sweet potato and a truckload of hydrogenated mistletoe. Suddenly, a wild kangaroo appeared! It was slaughtered instantly. Ow. The men devoured its body.

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In an era before recollection,

In an era before recollection, when the Old Ones still

In an era before recollection, when the Old Ones still used mortals to carry out

In an era before recollection, when the Old Ones still used mortals to carry out the reproduction system by inserting

In an era before recollection, when the Old Ones still used mortals to carry out the reproduction system by inserting the blade of sorrow into

In an era before recollection, when the Old Ones still used mortals to carry out the reproduction system by inserting the blade of sorrow into the Stonewall of Cockblock town.

In an era before recollection, when the Old Ones still used mortals to carry out the reproduction system by inserting the blade of sorrow into the Stonewall of Cockblock town, there lived a ferocious barbarian.

In an era before recollection, when the Old Ones still used mortals to carry out the reproduction system by inserting the blade of sorrow into the Stonewall of Cockblock town, there lived a ferocious barbarian, by the name of shithead

In an era before recollection, when the Old Ones still used mortals to carry out the reproduction system by inserting the blade of sorrow into the Stonewall of Cockblock town, there lived a ferocious barbarian, by the name of shithead. Shithead loves to eat bears