Yo mama so ugly when she went to a haunted house she came out with and application letter...lol

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

One day...
I guy went to sell his rabbit...
Another guy came n said: How much is that monkey.
The first guy said: Sir, I'm selling a rabbit not a monkey!
The other guy said: shut up! I'm talking to the rabbit, not to you

^ lame joke

Doctor:..im sorry susan..your husband is gone
Susan:wh..whut?
Doctor:im sorry there's nothing we can do
Susan:..are u sure his.....gone..
Doctor:um. Yes...
Susan:..u sure ....
Doctor:yup
Susanositive..?....
Doctor:yes....
Susan:...ugh..i told him a million times... not to hide..great now ive have this shitty time trying to find him ..thats just great...
Doctor:umm hunny..im right here..

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car. They realized they had locked the keys in the car.

So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.

Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,

"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

Chuck norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose.

Chuck norris clogs his toilet when he pisses.

Chuck norris doesn't cut his lawn...he dares the grass to grow.

etc..

Off topic: I don't get it...
Why do you say that blondes are dumb?
I like blonde hair
no offense Supa, but ur blonde too! Whut's wrong with that?
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Almost forgot....



HELL YEAH!

lol

Nice one...LoL

'u know what's gayer than u?'
'whut?'
'NOOOOOTTIIINNNGG!!!!!!!!'

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Your penis.