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Originally Posted by kareem98 View Post
Off topic: I don't get it...
Why do you say that blondes are dumb?
I like blonde hair
no offend Supa, but ur blonde too! Whut's wrong with that?
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Almost forgot....



HELL YEAH!

Yeah, I am blonde.
Originally Posted by SupaLolCat View Post
Yeah, I am blonde.

And wuts the problem with that?
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NOTHING!
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Originally Posted by Kreat0r View Post
Wanna hear a short joke?

Your penis.

Heheheheh....
Yeah very funny O.o
Last edited by kareem98; May 12, 2011 at 04:18 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
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Me:"Do you like fishstdicks? Do you like fishstdicks in your mouth?"
You:"Yeah, I love fishsticks."
Me: "You're a gay fish."
Yo Momma so fat she was baptized in water world!
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Yo momma so fat, when i took her picture last christmas, it's still printing!!
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Yo momma so old, Jurassic Park brings back memories!
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fter hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
Last edited by IronMan97; May 13, 2011 at 06:43 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
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Yo mama, Is like a BRICK.
She's dirty, she's flat on both sides, AND the always get laid by mexicans.
Last edited by Robber7275; Jun 6, 2011 at 06:27 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump