ES Recruitment Drive
You can also just pop out the lenses and insert clear plastic substitutes, or take them to an eyeglass...person...doctor...guy and have him replace them with plate glass.
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’'s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
In other, related, optical news; bionic eyes are a thing now.

Permanent contact lens 3x better than 20/20. I'll get them when they put in a zoom function and see-in-the-dark.
Ele, there's where they will track you everywhere and see all what you see. Another spy gadget... (ಠ益ಠ)