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want to binge the first 3 seasons of spongebob with me
part of the uri-nation rateyourmusic
you clean your ears with a toothpick while listening to explosive diarrhea blood rectum metal
list your top 3 favorite toribash players
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Originally Posted by daph View Post
Why did the elephant cross the road

because the elephant was trying to get away from the African hunters who keep trying to take his tusk away. In a flee of pure despair and the overwhelming dread of his impotent attempts of fighting for his life, the elephant died as he frantically crossed the street a 18 wheeler hit him shattering 3 of his 4 legs.
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Originally Posted by Sleep View Post
What are OTHER reasons i can't find a gf besides playing tb

well you knocked the biggest reason out the window. let me ask you this, whens the last time a random female when out of her way to compliment you? And I don't mean a friend of a friend I mean a random random. If you get one you're doing something right in that department. If not, keep switching it up. If you really want gf then you gotta switch some thanga thangs up so you at least have them captivated enough to be inclined to at least give you the time of day.

Women also suck so...I think you should become so desirable and just shit on them C: thats what my sleep-babe does <3
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Originally Posted by Pill View Post
How good is your pullout game

I couldn't really tell you because I finish out of it. My meat be getting numb and how I beat was so goddamn strong of a grip that no cooci can match the intensity of my hand. So I end up spending the last 5 minutes of yanking the door stopper without even having to pull out with risq.

I basically do something until she does her thing then I do mine since I messed it up for myself ;c
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Originally Posted by piss View Post
want to binge the first 3 seasons of spongebob with me

Sponfogr bob is literally my favorite show of all time. I can recite most episodes up to season 5 or 6.

I would love to binge spaonrnbob with you. Always. don't ever forget that you are special in my heart and I will always make time for you <3
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Originally Posted by Froog View Post
list your top 3 favorite toribash players

I hate this question because there are so many wonderful people. So in absolutely no particular order I will list all of them I know and like C:

piss
slime
Oscara
Rajen
Chax
lucky
luck
bopepee
umbrella :C
Quack
Max <3
Royal <3
Hanad
Waldo
Froog <3
Noobie
Bailey
Counter
Porn
[dog][dog][dog]
Tankynator
JkJaiden
Frost
Fake...
Wifi
Kaito
Moonfest
D4yr
Jostene
destrobeto
catana
Forex
Classic
Rcrichman <3
Jenson <3
Jordan <3
Jennie
Zeus
Luca
Nanonoob
SHOLE
Comet
UloveMe
Matty
Deimos ;3
Sleep-babe
Pill-papi
Lies
Daph
Felnin
Pencilpusher
Goomba
Calm
Leonardo
Melrose
skizz
pazzi
lucasjoet
Fire
Loona
Sasuke
Tyka
Ponzo...
Visceral
KyouKiSu
[TANG][TANG][TANG]
Bnbnx
Chickster
Vexup
Ancient
McFarbo
USB
Icky
[TLL][TLL][TLL]
Deni
Cutterchop
life
sir
elmin
charm
eliz

If I missed you please let me know and I will add you to this wonderful list. Im so sorry if I didn't add you. If you're not here that just means I never really spoke to you. nohardfeelings <3
Last edited by nine; Jun 10, 2021 at 04:11 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
Ily <3
Cutter my son will kill me, but only to a fight to the death to train him to kill you and take over you're country and fight Allah himself, he will then become the new allah and take over the universe(s)

P.S. I am no longer one of the best ABD players, i am now only above average at best.
(Envy) Mascot | Full time kick your ass in ABD'r

why am I on your list (has to be a 500 words essay btw) [please don't do it i'll feel very guilty for wasting your time to such extent] {and if this is a sign of encouragement to you... then please, it's not}
Originally Posted by fudgiebalz View Post
how does it feel to be in love

Imagine you are stranded on an island stuck eating coconuts and sea water for 5 months. then suddenly a ship arrives with everything that you need to survive and more. Entertainment, social events, great food, etc. The problem is that ship has an unknown integrity, you don't know if you want it to leave. Nor do you know if you want it to take you. As much joy the ship bought to you it begins to cloud your judgement. Unable to tell if the ship will sink or float once it departs. You have a decision to make which will be the hardest one to ever make. But you will never forget the initial rush or feelings of pure joy and relief and excitement that the ship provided you. All in hopes that it won't forget you as you will not forget it ;c
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Originally Posted by melrose View Post
why am I on your list (has to be a 500 words essay btw) [please don't do it i'll feel very guilty for wasting your time to such extent] {and if this is a sign of encouragement to you... then please, it's not}

Working on it. Im only replying to these because my brain hurts. This is college prep. Doing things I would rather not do with no return coming from it (probably) just enjoy the essay that will be later linked and pm'd <3
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Originally Posted by Denccelor View Post
Is the toribash community epic or horrible?

I think the community is without a doubt "epic". I mean theres an economy on a nearly dead game. Looking at something that has been around for as long but is still striving (eve) because the devs put love into the game; I feel as though tb would have the same effect if there was proper dev and management. No attacks towards current staff, I luv y'all but I feel as though this game could use a lot more help, and its probably out of your control. The community is the only thing keeping this game afloat lmao with added cool gameplay on top.
I couldn't care less about toxicity and slurs and scams blah blah blah.

Its a video game. Thats gonna happen.
Last edited by nine; Jun 8, 2021 at 08:40 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
Ily <3
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