Arrrr!
scallywags and rum yar har derp herp lщ herp
parrots and eyepatches yarr!

swap that poop deck

Yarr, all ye swashbucklers and landlubbers. Ya scurvy sea-dogs, set sails full and let 'er run straight and true. We dock at noon to stock up rum and other necessities.
Yarrr

Yohohhoo,

I'l be using yo for chom!

Avast ye mutinous sons of whores, 'f i fond any of yer scurvy ridden scum buckets near moi rum ye'll pay for it with more than than ye can afford in a looife time 'o the trade, and best ye 'member that im keepan moi oooye oon yoou boooouy O-x

what are you talking about?

Shut your mouth scum and go back to your bilge rat! YARRRRR!

Gettin' uppity eh little rat? a stint in the kitchens d'int n'er hurt any o' us, builds that thar char'cter in a man ye ken, go tell the ships cook that ye are t' be his 'elper for a moon, no slakin mind. Yarrrrrrrrrr.

*Ahem*
Yaaarr....

Cool. You guys saw that new torrent on Pirate Bay? Awesome stuff.