It was a normal day, every Tori and every Uke fighting each other. All of them trying new moves, learning new strategies, and thinking about their next move. It had been like this in the mortal world for thousands of years. But up high, in the spirit world, something different was happening. The great minds watched over them, like they had been for thousands of years. They learned everything that ever was and is. And now it had come to this. The great minds were fed up. All they ever got to do was see, think, and analyze. Now they were going down to the mortal world. All they had to do was come up with some kind of disguise that represented masters of all knowledge. They reached into their vast oceans of intelligence and found that in the mortal world, gurus were considered to be mortals of immense intelligence. They decided that this would be the best mortal form for them, so in a flash of lighting, the descended to our world to unleash everything they had archived in the libraries of their mind. It was time for thousands of years of knowledge to be put to use. It was time for the minds to use their brain power to survive in this mortal world of constant combat. It was time to bash, toribash!

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