I would like to join Slap because i want to be a part of something to help others and if im aproved by Slap i will live by your rules and regulations. Just to let you know im a blue belt.

Sure, but first we have to undergo "the initiation".

"The initiation" involves a number of constructive tasks such as getting raped by a horny group of midgets from 'da hood, cutting off your penis and testicles, and taking a three hour bath in a vat of my very own produced smegma.

So...you want in?

YES OH GOD YES

gtfo of here noob slap is my clan fuk u dont try to steal my members

lol

umad

I run dis shit.