kick him in the balls and take all of his stuff

>.> excuse me...but


HE HAS FLAMETHROWER!

He runs like an idiot into a wall.

keep on flailing!! scream in pain (and a slight tinge of insanity)

act like you would be dead , then he might leave, if he wont leave just run around silly and crash to the wall

Befriend the guard with friendly talk, give him a hug, and when he's unsuspecting, stab him in the sack with your blade. Take the flamethrower and incinerate him for lulz.

yes, yes.

incineration for lulz.

i agree.

COCKSLAP THE GAURD, then stab then use your head band too look cooler, then umm if he;s still alive jam the godamned bed leg in his eyesocket.

Hey, chill out.

This will be a lot for him to do already.

So chill out.

discover your cape is flame retardant and use it as a shield to get in close and kick him in the face so hard he drops the flamethrower and you set him on fire