Originally Posted by 2worlds
So there I was just minding my own business, robbing this mafia owned bank right? I hired about 5 henchmen and they all shot and killed each other so I got all the money. Then I'm like it fuck it and I turn on the TV. I see this documentary about some guy prancing around in tights that calls himself the batman. I mean the batman? Really? Bats arent even that intimidating. I'd have named myself the cougarman or like M16fist man. Anyways I tell my wife who's crying about her new chelsea smile that Im gonna go kick his ass, but she's still crying. So I decide to give myself a chelsea smile also to cheer her up, but that bitch just up and left, which fucking pissed me off even more.
Anyways, so I go up to the guys that I LITERALLY JUST ROBBED for shits and giggles, and told them I'd kill the prancing homo fagman for even more money. They weren't intimidated so I killed a guy by shoving a pencil through his eye, that got 'em good. Some black dude was all like THIS GUY GUN DIE so I rig these fake explosives and I make a crappy joke about blowing shit about.
Long story short, I get some DA to go batshit crazy cause half of his face is gone, I guess he cares about his looks that much; I blew up a hospital well cross-dressed in a nurses outfit; I also try to get these civilians to blow up a prison boat or vice versa, but the fucking fagman stops me before that.
It was the worst weekend ever, but I escaped from prison about 3 hours later.
So I hear you liek The Dark Night eh?
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So there it was last day of school and i decided to bring a lighter cause it was last day of school and all.It happened that my friend stole his dad's Axe and when we met up at music classhe showed me the axe and i showed him the lighter and you know what happened next.The teacher came out because the girls screamed and i quickly said my friend farted which she somehow thought was true.After class we decided to do it again record it and stuff unlucky for us a teacher saw us and we went straight to dean.After some horrible speaches me and my friend got off with only having to write a two page report on fire saftey and clear thinking for summer and if we dont type it by next school year we will be suspended.That happened about two months ago now i only have about 20 days till I have to turn it in and the only thing i did was copy a couple of wiki pages onto microsoft word to read later....
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One time, I got all of my step dad's clothes and burnt them in a trash pile a couple of blocks away. With all his clothes gone and no one to be angry at, he moved out. Haven't seen him in 2 years. Best thing I've ever done.
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So it happened when i was a kid.
i was 13 years old.
My parents had party and they all felt asleep.
So i saw bottle of vodka.
I drunk couple of glasses,i got drunk.
in the next morning my parents saw the vodka is missing and they knew i drink it.
So i was in deep shit.
i was 13 years old.
My parents had party and they all felt asleep.
So i saw bottle of vodka.
I drunk couple of glasses,i got drunk.
in the next morning my parents saw the vodka is missing and they knew i drink it.
So i was in deep shit.
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