Sunday, January 22nd, 2023
Today's kitchen escapade was nothing short of legendary. My toaster decided to take a permanent nap, leaving me to fend for myself in the toast-making department. But I am a resourceful individual, and I wasn't about to let a broken toaster ruin my breakfast. So, I grabbed my trusty Bic and got to work.
I have to say, the toast came out pretty darn good. It had a nice char, a smoky flavor, and a hint of gasoline. It was like campfire toast, but indoors. And it only set off the smoke alarm once.
But the real excitement came later, when I heard a deafening crash from upstairs. I immediately thought, "Oh no, my chandelier is falling from the roof and smashing into a million pieces." And, as it turns out, I was right.
I called my landlord and reported the damage, but in the meantime, I decided to play a round of Toribash to take my mind off things. Let me tell you, nothing beats a victory in Toribash to lift your spirits after your chandelier has met its demise.
All in all, I'd say it was a pretty successful day. I may have to start cooking my toast with a lighter more often. And maybe invest in a fire extinguisher.