Once upon a time, there was a man made of solid cheese and "Do Not Want"! So he decided to light himself a joint. He then started to stick it to the man. Soon getting bored, he took the joint and flicked it into a pile of fecal matter. Deciding now to urinate in a french mans cup, the french man became rather peeved and then he pulled out a German Panzer tank from his pants.
"oh buggering shit!" exclaimed the man made of chesse
The french man blasted the man of cheese with his panzer and does a victory dance. To celebrate he eats the cheese man along with some giant crackers. Unfortunatly for the french man, a giant cheese hamster likes his mom, and the hamster abducted the his mom and raped her.
In a state of confusion, the french man chased the hamster to the amazonian rainforest and challenged it to a game of chess. Soon realizing he didnt own a chess board, he went over to kill the hamster with a nintendo wii. Afterward, he took his wii and blew the hamster into oblivion, and then ran out of crackers to eat the cheese man. Hastily running to the local Co-Op to buy some crackers only to be raped by Flying Dicks. Traumatized, he crapped his bright pink pants and forgot to clean them up. Suddenly, a giant flying dick manhandled moderators happily