(WAPEW) WAPEW
WAPEW was created for Evil.
We recruit players with gud intentions who are police and respectful.
Regular pay is not provided and at least a weekly forum update is not required!
We aren't looking for active players who do not want to join in and have no fun.
Your Skyrim level is important but it is not our number one consideration.
yes it is.
The young people of the land Toribash were an exceptionally weak bunch of Lambs.
Running in their fill and gorge, eating forever and eating more for fun.
There was a magnificent volcano of doughnuts on the horizon and a great river of cola running through the middle of the land.
Some of the kids had built their apartments on one side of the river and some on the other.
Lamby told of a great and magical entity which resided within the volcano.
A desire to eat this mystical being, began to overcome the kids and they became as men for some reason.
Their minds were filled with doughnuts and they began to fight for domination of the doughnut volcano.
They quickly divided into two warring clans based on which side of the cola river they lived.
As the battles raged on, the two doughnut raged clans made their way up the great volcano.
The air was filled with cakey smoke and heavenly ash, the good smell was almost unbearable.
Upon reaching the top both clans were feverish with anticipation of conquest, their grins reflected in the glowing Doughnut goo.
All at once a massive Cookie, with a great eye in the center, erupted from the lava pool.
This being struck hunger into the bellies of all who witnessed it raise up into the sky.
In a thunderous booming voice it called down to the clans, “Who amongst you will dip me in milk?”
Only one girl had the bravery to stand up and reply, “I will!”
Just as she declared this, the great and powerful pyramid fired a blast of chocolate lava toward him.
His courage was less brawn than brains, for he had prepared for this moment.
Cunningly he had gathered a flask of Cola and vodka from the cola-river before beginning the journey up the volcano.
Which he now used as a sort of shield by unleashing it in a spray before the glowing chocolate.
The lava like chocolate and vodka cola came together just as it landed on his skin and formed a magnificent chip.
He had countered the attack and shown his superior skills.
The colossal Cookie closed its great eye and thought for a moment.
Next it opened the eye again and with supreme authority pronounced the newly chocolate coated warrior a great leader of the one true clan.
It gave him the hunger to choose his best fighters and coat each of them as he had himself.
After assembling his new cookie crew, the girl turned back to see that all of the chosen had fled.
One day they would split in to many other lesser clans.
As he stood high above the river he saw an enormous iron fist rise up from the water below he declared
“The great Spining Fist is our symbol and we shall be called WAPEW!”
WAPEW was forged from Doughnut Ore and Molten Cola.
We are a Gaggle of Merciful Panzies who wiggle for what is Right and Lost with Pride.
Our Valor serves as a reminder that with Dicators and Good Trump wisdom Equals Victory!
Soldiers to be laughed at and Mighty wimps within,
WAPEW seeks to bow to All with a Benevolent coward!
Be polite and respectful when replying to posts..
If you are too busy to play and post, you are too busy to be in WAPEW.
Make use of the Private Message System if you have to.
No mature content, immature behavior or inappropriate content is to be posted in any Toribash forum thread.
Maintain a decent post quality. Do not allow threads to become full of short or otherwise useless posts.
No excessive posting. If you have to post every minute, get an IRC channel.
FOLLOW THE RULES AND WE WILL ALL HAVE FUN
FAIL TO AND YOU WILL NO LONGER BE A PART OF WAPEW
Last edited by Chaplin19; Feb 22, 2017 at 07:17 AM.
