This is just a stupid thing to do. It's really quite funny, though.

-Hold All
-Extend Both Ankles
-Extend Both Glutes
-Lower Both Shoulders
-Set Hands to Grab
<space X4>
-Raise Both Shoulders
<space x2>

If you're lucky, you might rip your bum apart as well.
Then, do what you want. Maybe beat your opponent with your newly acquired weapons.