exactly, its all inbreeding

Small island, smaller gene pool

Been a while since I came by and updated anybody, but my baby girl has finally arrived! August 1st at 2:14 am. 7lbs 3oz.

Grats, daughters are funny when they get older

already in a straitjacket i mean you are legally allowed to make dad jokes now

"Allowed"? You mean "required" right?

i wouldn't call missing out on "world's best dad" mugs a serious punishment for not making dad jokes, so required is a strong word to use here

You can judge how dad a person is by how many dad mugs they get given

while this is correct, true dads do what they want without a care in the world for what other people might think

Your lack of dad experience shows, for we are always judging others as they are the enemy.
No other male is allowed to be an all-round better dad, so it's your duty to find and broadcast their floors.

A lack of dad mug donations is a serious floor, cos if kids aint providing them you truly have failed.

Being capable of dancing is also a bad thing.