Once upon a time there lived 5 great warriors. These five did not know of each other untill they all stumbled upon the wonderful land of toribash. When the mystical land was updated to 2.0 A jester by the name of Quanto, and a Mage named Skjef met in a sumo match. During this match, these two retards derived a super awsome move called the ass nuke. Skjef and Emperor Dess already formed an alliance before hand, and so did Quanto and Mighty Silverwind. But all of a sudden, out of nowhere, Warrior PauPau popped out of england's ass and came to join the alliance. When the powerfull 5 joined together, they had troubles deciding what to name this brigade. So they consulted a giant rock named Steve. When we went to consult Steve, he ignored us. So we waited 100 Billion Days and 100 Billion Nights, then gave up and called ourselves "The Knights Who Say Ni"

THE END

I might make a toon of this if im really bored sometime, but dont get your panties in a bunch waiting for it.


Quanto