Toribash
Originally Posted by KaXaNinja View Post
Your Stuck In A Dark Room With A Match, A Lamp And FireWood. What Do You Light First? Second Riddle - Your Dreaming That Your About To Jump Off A Cliff To Comitte Suicide. You Leap But What Happens To You? Last Riddle - If 1X1 was ever 11 and 2x2 was ever 14 what would 3x3 be.

I would just turn the light on.
I wake up and start crying and then I will shower. In there I will masturbate and then cry again because I wished I was a penguin. Then I would take a shit in my neighbour's sink
19

i am a bird now - Lil B

you use a match for oil to light the lamp and use the wood to create heat and 19 for the answer
.................just.......no..........
look at all these people repeating what everyone before them said

you amuse me

I myself am not ashamed to admit that i got the first one wrong, but in my defense, burning firewood can bloody well light the shit out of a match. :U
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various places to find me lol
the riddle is not hard its reversed in words also if you read it back in german it gives the answers
.................just.......no..........