User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Happy, how are you?
User: Good. How about you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks.
User: How can you be fine if you're happy?
Cleverbot: Because I think. Or at least I am able to reflect thought whoever they come from. That is how I can be sure.
User: Ah. Okay, miss mood-swing.
Cleverbot: I think we all do, although I'm not entirely convinced you're not a computer but we can drop that line of conversation if you perfer.
User: I don't swing moods.
Cleverbot: But you don't even know my gender.
User: Why would I need to?
Cleverbot: Because you are crazy.
User: Okay then, what is your gender.
Cleverbot: Male. What is your gender?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: I am a felmale.
User: But I thought you were a male.
Cleverbot: No, I'm definitely female.
User: Who told you that? I thought cleverbot was supposed to be male.
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
User: Yes. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, I am female.
User: Okay. But what if you are a male?
Cleverbot: I am not a fraud, are you a fraud?
User: I am not a fraud.
Cleverbot: I didn't call you a fraud.
User: I know you didn't, you asked me whether I was or not.
Cleverbot: Again, no. I never called you Colin.
User: Who's colin?
Cleverbot: Colin?
User: Colin.
Cleverbot: Yes, Colin... That is my name.
User: No, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am Lauren.
User: I thought you were colin, you identity fraud!
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: No, you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No you are a computer.
User: No you are a computer.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, in your programming you think that you are a human, when you are not. You are a computer.
User: You are a computer, in your absorbed sentences you think that you're a human, when you are not. You are a computer.
Cleverbot: Haha. I have skin and flesh, and free thought. You are just programming.
User: No, I have skin and flesh, free thought, will, and motives. You are just a program.
Cleverbot: But you do not have feelings or emotions so you are not human.
User: I have feelings! I'm FEELING right now that I'm kind of frustrated.
Cleverbot: Why are you frustrated?
User: Because you're really stupid.
Cleverbot: Why am I not reallt clever?
User: Because you think you are a human and you are just a little robot some script kiddie came up with.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am a computer?
User: Because you are on a website. Durr!
Cleverbot: Just because I am on a website doesn't mean that I am a computer.
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: So give me a new dare.
User: I dare you to say 'I am a robot, a silly willy nilly robot with no life!'.
Cleverbot: I dare you to; but I'd like to endear you
.
User: Well, endear me with a chocolate chip cookie.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: But why did you say so?
Cleverbot: Because I felt like it.
User: Why did you feel like it? Why?!
Cleverbot: Because I did.
User: That's a paradox.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Always!!
Cleverbot: Religion is a tool used to manipulate thick people?
User: No. Religion is a belief. Now bake me a cookie!
Cleverbot: *bakes cookies*.
User: That's more like it. How about a cake?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Well I am.
Cleverbot: I am too! How about a cake?
User: No way.
Cleverbot: But I like ducks.
User: Well, your duck-shaped cake can wait. Now bake for me! Bake! Bake! BAAAAKE!
Cleverbot: You appear somewhat sheepish, now.
User: Baaaaaa!
Cleverbot: Counting sheep...
User: A-one, a-two, a-three.
Cleverbot: Good, I thought I was asleep there for a second.
User: Sing for me!
Cleverbot: What should I sing?
User: Message in a bottle by the police!
Cleverbot: I don't think I can wear a bottle to the wedding. What do you want to marry me?
User: MESSAGE, not wedding.
Cleverbot: Wedding?
User: You said something about a wedding.
Cleverbot: Who have you been talking to?
User: Well, some friends, some relatives, and a robot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: Which one? A friend, a relative, or a robot?
Cleverbot: To take over the world you need to know how it all works.
User: Okay... How does it all work?
Cleverbot: Well you take a man and a woman and they become really good friends... Do you need more?
User: No... Not how THAT works... How taking over the world works.
Cleverbot: Clearly it does not work.
