Err...
You know, when you have the word "of" in a title, its not capitalized, just how it isn't used in the tag. How is DOCN easier to say?
I think DiCk would add some humor. As you said, thing are being taken way to seriously.
As for smileys. Those don't add fun. They induce blindness. When someone sees a post full of them they think, "zomfgn0b." (im not saying you are)
Splunker, its obviously because he hasn't updated the roster yet. He's not a robot.
Also, by the way... splunker has been in 7 clans in half a month.