Golem IV - Rise of MELOG
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All your threads are belong to me!
Hello.

I assume you all know you are now an official clan. Please feel free to use this board for intra-clan communiques. Unless you are all ESP freaks, then mind zap your brains out...

Anywho, welcome to the fun and exciting world of Toribash Clans (tm!). We sure hope you enjoy your stay. Please feel free to use the snack bar and coffee machine as often as you like. However, we ask that you clean after yourself, mainly because the janitor is a lazy clod.

In conclusion, make haste with the posts, or I'll be forced to call a search party to make sure you haven't all gone off and died.

Congrats!

Sincerely,
Mr. Edwin P. Dikarika, Esq. DDS.
"Splint Chesthair" - Is my real name.