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[Mr.] Funny things thread
This thread is for silly irc things, I think I'll start with this guy.

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Blashak21303@Tim03@Tim
Last edited by Eureka; Sep 3, 2012 at 02:27 PM.
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[13:47:19] <MMDES222> How to add a brother to the game to make it (mc)
[13:50:05] <@Stellar> What the fuck did you just say to me


Kristis133 is better than me
Tim, you have done the right thing. You could have got raped or something.
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Shit. Sorry about my post, this is for IRC stuff.
Last edited by Picasa; Jul 12, 2012 at 06:36 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
[c]hess
PS: eureka sux
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[13:47:19] <MMDES222> How to add a brother to the game to make it (mc)
[13:50:05] <@Stellar> What the fuck did you just say to me


Kristis133 is better than me
[18:28] <Eureka> whatever happened to guv_na
[18:28] <Blam> dead
[18:28] <Eureka> how is that
[18:28] <Blam> bees

bees
[18:04:54] <aracoon> Eureka is a powerhungry fag
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[13:13] <Eureka> also dota is kinda for pigfuckers
[13:13] <jalis> ban eureka
[13:13] <jalis> thanks
[09:01:47] <04&Tim> You have to wait
[09:01:59] <04&Tim> I forget when they restock, but they should restock today
[09:01:59] <Incitec> ^
[09:02:10] * Incitec was kicked by Tim (Being useless)
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[09:02:18] * Tim sets mode: +bb Incitec!*@* *!*@5F7D34CC.9B9FCF74.C5AE3C67.IP
[09:02:18] * Incitec was kicked by Tim (standard auto-rejoin ban (246))



[09:02:32] <Incitec> Fuck this
[09:02:42] <Incitec> "Friend"
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[11:03:51] <Shigechio> Tim
[11:03:55] <Shigechio> meritorious is a faggot
[11:04:06] * Shigechio ([email protected]) has left #mr.
[11:29:17 AM] luke .: /join #x

Session Start: Thu Sep 06 11:29:35 2012
Session Ident: #x
03[11:29:35] * Now talking in #x
03[11:29:35] * Topic is 'x'
03[11:29:35] * Set by Shigechio on Thu Sep 06 03:10:59
00[11:29:42] <Tim> Hi
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03[11:29:58] * Klux is now known as Shigechio
[11:30:06] <+PTDx> Hello
00[11:30:12] <Tim> You're probably just going to ban me right?
03[11:30:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Shigechio Shigechio
[11:30:18] <02~Shigechio> No
[11:30:19] <+PTDx> I can't.
00[11:30:20] <Tim> Make me feel how you do or something
[11:30:24] <02~Shigechio> I'm not a dumbass
00[11:30:25] <Tim> Because that'd be rather silly
[11:31:38] <02~Shigechio> We're just
[11:31:44] <02~Shigechio> saying that Meritorious is a fag
[11:32:53] <02~Shigechio> both irl and on the internet
[11:33:26] <02~Shigechio> Also PTDx
[11:33:29] <+PTDx> What
00[11:33:35] <Tim> PTDx is a fag
00[11:33:36] <Tim> clearly
00[11:33:39] <Tim> I mean
00[11:33:43] <Tim> He started a load of bullshit
00[11:33:53] <Tim> so I fail to understand how meritorous is a fag
04[11:33:54] <+PTDx> I find that amusing coming from you, Tim.
[11:34:11] <+PTDx> Highly.
[11:35:28] <02~Shigechio> If you can call PTDx a fag,
[11:35:33] <02~Shigechio> what does that make you?
00[11:36:01] <Tim> If you both can call meritorous a fag
00[11:36:06] <Tim> what does that make both of you?
00[11:36:18] <Tim> I'm just returning the favor
04[11:36:32] <+PTDx> [16:33] <Tim> PTDx is a fag
[11:36:38] <+PTDx> I don't see Shigechio's name there.
[11:37:00] <+PTDx> Faggot. That felt good.
00[11:37:31] <Tim> Right well
00[11:37:34] <Tim> I'm done with this
00[11:37:38] <Tim> you both clearly have no point to make
[11:37:40] <+PTDx> Kgtfo
00[11:37:45] <Tim> so I have no reason to be here
Session Close: Thu Sep 06 11:37:46 2012
later, on skype [11:38:59 AM] luke .: gg
aha, ha ha ha ha
Last edited by Tim; Sep 6, 2012 at 05:46 PM.
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[13:47:19] <MMDES222> How to add a brother to the game to make it (mc)
[13:50:05] <@Stellar> What the fuck did you just say to me


Kristis133 is better than me
[15:03] <sickreka> hanz0: im reading through the hanz0 hate thread in HoS and i find it both hilarious and slightly confusing that you are the only one who gets this much hate
[15:04] * jalis_ ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Lähdössä)
[15:04] <Onzu> sickreka: No one hates hanz0. Hanz0 in the other hand..
[15:04] <Onzu> That douchebag.
[15:04] <Onzu> Tsk tsk.
[15:06] <%siku> pffft
[15:06] <%siku> i used to get almost as much hate
[15:06] <%siku> http://forum.toribash.com/group.php?groupid=2137
[15:09] <%siku> sickreka: amount of hatemail and amount of work at least used to go hand to hand
[15:10] <sickreka> well
[15:10] <sickreka> see
[15:10] <sickreka> youre different
[15:10] <sickreka> in the way that you actually suck dick
[15:10] <%siku> rude
[15:10] <sickreka> whereas hanz0 does not
[15:10] <sickreka> not rude
[15:10] * siku sets mode: +b *!*@AACB2475.57691752.4BA5ABE7.IP
#toribash You are banned (#toribash)
[15:10] <%siku> rude
[15:10] <%siku> RUDE
[15:10] <%siku> eureka go be tripstone's e-girlfriend
[15:10] <%siku> lmao

;_;
[18:04:54] <aracoon> Eureka is a powerhungry fag
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[13:13] <Eureka> also dota is kinda for pigfuckers
[13:13] <jalis> ban eureka
[13:13] <jalis> thanks
[10:43] <Eureka> shit
[10:43] <Eureka> i am
[10:43] <Eureka> trying
[10:43] <Eureka> to watch
[10:43] <Eureka> bladerunner
[10:43] <Eureka> highlights everywhere
[10:44] <Tarlan> Eureka: just swicth off your highlites
[10:44] <Assazin> Eureka: Switching off your highlights is a good idea
[10:44] <Eureka> haha
[10:44] <Eureka> fuck off
[10:44] <Assazin> so Eureka doesn't see the highlight message
[10:44] <Assazin> understood Eureka?
[10:44] <ChuckNinja> yeah eureka
[10:44] <Eureka> hahahaha
[10:45] <ChuckNinja> do you udnerstood it, eureka?
[10:45] <Tim> Yes Eureka turning off your highlights would be a good idea
[10:45] <Eureka> fuck you guys
[10:45] <ChuckNinja> eureka, how are you today
[10:45] <Assazin> l0l
[10:45] <ChuckNinja> eureka, don't be so mean
[10:45] <Eureka> eureka eureka eureka eureka eureka eureka eureka eureka
[10:45] <Eureka> etc
[10:45] <Eureka> ok now stop
[10:45] <ChuckNinja> ok eureka

I can't do anything with this shit.
[18:04:54] <aracoon> Eureka is a powerhungry fag
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[13:13] <Eureka> also dota is kinda for pigfuckers
[13:13] <jalis> ban eureka
[13:13] <jalis> thanks
[10:51:57] <Eureka> k
[10:51:59] <Eureka> taking a shit
[10:52:00] <Eureka> brb
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[13:47:19] <MMDES222> How to add a brother to the game to make it (mc)
[13:50:05] <@Stellar> What the fuck did you just say to me


Kristis133 is better than me
On felix

<Tim> felix
<Tim> bout to jump
<APBreka> what
<Tim> http://www.youtube.com/redbull?feature=inp-fb-bul
<APBreka> ohohoh
<Eureka> aaaa
<Eureka> its not loading
<Eureka> shit
<Tim> sux
<Tim> OMG
<Tim> HE JUMPED
<Eureka> UFCK
<Eureka> FICL
<Eureka> FUCL
<Eureka> FUCK
<Tim> he's tumbling
<Tim> nah just kidding
<Tim> he hasn't jumped yet
<Eureka> :s
<Eureka> jfdlsfkldlsakf
<Eureka> whwen does he
<Tim> door opened
<Tim> omg
<Eureka> fuck
<Eureka> yooouuu
<Tim> Dude hurry the fuck up
<Eureka> its
<Eureka> not
<Eureka> fucking
<Eureka> loading
<Tim> I'm pretty sure he's about to jump
<Tim> like within 2 minuts
<Tim> minutes
<Tim> oh god
<Tim> He's on the platform thing
<Tim> DUDE
<Eureka> IT LOADED
<Eureka> YUS
<Tim> RELEASING SEAT BELT
<Tim> dude
<Tim> I'd be so fucking terrified
<Tim> Fuck
<Tim> that
<Eureka> holyshitholyshit
<Tim> shit
<Eureka> my fear of heights
<Eureka> kicking in
<Tim> I have a fear of heights as well
<Tim> I road the highest fastest longest roller coaster in the south east
<Tim> 300 something feet in the air
<Tim> I was freaking out
<Tim> holy shit
<Tim> that's high
Felix jumps.
<Eureka> vgjdfsghsdadhsadskad
<Eureka> fgsdhgfjkhjfio;h56jyh9065jhe560h
<Tim> slkfnlksndf
<Eureka> holy fuck
<Tim> yeah
<Tim> oh god
<Tim> look at that shit
<Tim> it makes me want to puke
<Eureka> jesus fucking christ
<Tim> the amount of insanity
<Tim> of this guy
<Tim> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over 9000
<Tim> holy shit
<Eureka> oh my god
<Tim> fuck that shit man
<Tim> about to break the sound barrier
<Tim> he's tumbling
<Tim> shit dude
<Tim> there we go
<Eureka> dude
Corrects his tumbling.
<Eureka> YES
<Eureka> YYEEEESSSSS
<Tim> wonder what it feels like
<Tim> to be a human being
<Tim> and break the mother fucking sound barrier
<Tim> oh fuck
<Tim> did you understand that?
<Eureka> no
<Eureka> what
<Eureka> did he say
<Tim> his visor
<Eureka> what about it
<Tim> fogging up
<Tim> or smoking up
<Eureka> :O
Shoot opens.
<Eureka> daaammmnnn
<Eureka> shits nuts
<Tim> I would have shat myself
<Eureka> same
<Tim> and thrown up
<Tim> and pissed myself
<Eureka> i wouldnt do that
<Eureka> unless i had no will to live
<Tim> no fucking way dude
<Tim> well yeah
<Tim> that'd be a hell of a way to go out
<Eureka> fuck yeah
<Tim> just don't pull your chute
<Eureka> lol
<Eureka> dude
<Eureka> that guy just freefell from space
<Tim> though
<Eureka> at 700mph
<Tim> I KNOW
<Eureka> what the fuck
<Tim> god damn
<Eureka> am i doing with my life
<Tim> But yeah
<Tim> If you wanted to die
<Tim> by the time you got up there
<Tim> You'd be so terrified
<Tim> You'd want to live
<Eureka> LOL
<Eureka> probably
<Tim> and then
<Eureka> and when you got out of it alive
<Eureka> youd love life again
<Tim> You'd have to jump anyways
<Tim> dude
<Tim> shut the fuck up
<Eureka> why
<Tim> everyone knows how a parachute works
<Eureka> :<
<Eureka> wait
<Eureka> well yeah
<Eureka> when did i say otherwise
<Tim> not you
<Eureka> oh
<Eureka> haha
Lands.
<Tim> holy fucking shit
<Eureka> jesus chrisdt
<Tim> free fall from the edge of the atmosphere
<Tim> and landing safely
<Eureka> fucking hell
<Eureka> i dont even know
<Eureka> god bless that magnificent bastard
<Tim> seriously
<Tim> if there's a god
<Tim> He's cursing at him
<Tim> because he's broken bounds that should not be broken.
Two members of his family, women, kiss each other.
<Tim> hey
<Eureka> hey
<Tim> lesbian action
<Eureka> i know
<Tim> did you catch that shit
<Eureka> just saw that
<Eureka> fuck yeah
<Eureka> that was funny

Last edited by Eureka; Oct 15, 2012 at 01:29 AM.
[18:04:54] <aracoon> Eureka is a powerhungry fag
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[13:13] <Eureka> also dota is kinda for pigfuckers
[13:13] <jalis> ban eureka
[13:13] <jalis> thanks