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but the name's so long you'd probably forget it and order a different type instead!

i wish i had 100000 tc

You get it. Then you post on the forums to brag about it, and get kicked off toribash for bein a spammer!

I wish I was a millionare

but then you'd get about 5 wives and they'll take all your money... then divorce you

i wish i was a fire fighting astronaut

you get sucked through a wormhole while your doing a fire rescue in a near by galaxy

I wanna move to germany

But it'd get nuked when you got there.

I wish I could get out of this straightjacket.

but then you would become un-straight and curl up on the floor
i wish i had a mc'laren f1 gtr

It get's sent to MY ex-wife (From above post) who hates you and runs over you in it.....

I wish I had every single DVD in existence, in special edition form......

but then you wouldn't stop watching them and eventually your DVD player would blow up causing your TV to blow up and setting your house on fire

i wish i had shaders D:

You get them, and you're really pleased, then a virus infects ur computer and blows it up!

I wish I could shapeshift!