ES Recruitment Drive
Mitchell Henderson (died April 20, 2006) killed himself over losing an iPod, listening to Morrissey and getting bullied for being an wimpy white kid. Mitchell's parents set up an tribute MySpace page for their dead son, which an lucky /b/tard happened to stumble upon and forward to the rest of the collective. In the wake of Mitch's death were hundreds of misspelled comments from his supposed friends calling him "an Hero", an phrase which quickly caught on with the invading anons and has since become an term for an person that causes an lollercoaster via suicide.
It is now known that the real reason he was depressed was that his Dad video taped him masturbating, probably to shotacon, or other teenage boys, and sold it for child porn. Henderson's alcoholic father also anally molested him multiple times from the time he turned 9. All his relatives would sit around and fap to the porn, while reminiscing about the time he took an horse cock in the ass and loved it. Nonetheless, the pr0n ended up on Henderson's iPod, because he liked to show his gay friends at school (he was only ever popular with the gay boy, anyhow). He thus blew his brains out, causing all kindz of lulz on the Internet.
His father denied the alleged charges of sexually abusing his son, stating "I only ever had sex with the dog, you fucking niggers! I just watched Mitch jack off and sold it to Catholic Priests as porn! You would've done the same thing if you had an gay son with no future!".

Wtf
Lol'd there, Jetsnix. Also, the writer has a serious a/an issues.
<&Fish>: did you just infract the toribot?
<&Fish>: you're fired
<JSnuffMARS> sounds like a drug-addiction or mastu(I'll censor that word)
<bishopONE>: also yeah fisting
<mwah> Gynx is it true you got admin over hero because hes from pakistan
Originally Posted by sidieldani View Post
Lol'd there, Jetsnix. Also, the writer has a serious a/an issues.

Lol i know
Whats crackalackin people?

Oh yea, our school had sports day yesterday, and this group of assholes were annoying us and my freind just stood up and dropped one of them to the ground, it was funny, you should have seen the look on the guys face.
Lol, love when shit like that happens.

So today, my wind ensemble went to the state festival. Cool shit, we scored:
Stage:
1, 1, 2
Sightreading
2

Not sure if you guys can understand that >_<
;p
Thanks.
Lol Well yesterday at school, me and my friend were playing catch with a football, one kid who doesn't speak english went into our way. We were like "move,....(waits 2 mins)...dude, get out of the way........DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY" He was still in the way. My friend screams "LA MIGRA!!!!!" The kid ran into the building fast as hell lol. (My school has mad immigrants in it
No need to worry about the sudden lack of threads, i just got rid of some of the stuff that wasn't needed anymore, and the rubbish stuff as well.