Umm here i will post im not a clan member yet but i want to post in your forums
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi Honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD."
"Why did you do that?, We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife ..
And husband says "So what ... have i ever asked why you keep on buying bras?"
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
- The dog, He'll shut up once you let him in.
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.
He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful, What should I pack for .... Europe, Asia, the Caribbean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
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The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi Honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD."
"Why did you do that?, We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife ..
And husband says "So what ... have i ever asked why you keep on buying bras?"
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
- The dog, He'll shut up once you let him in.
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.
He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful, What should I pack for .... Europe, Asia, the Caribbean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
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I devour or torture souls thats all i do...
Ahahahah. You seem to have a good sense of humour, heres a joke:
vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
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