I've been inactive because my pc has a virus, I have no idea how I even got this virus (probably from the midget porn that fivah sent me) anyway, yeah, I have no idea how I got it, a fucking anti-virus software, which I don't even have, started scanning shit and said that every file I try to open is fucking malicious or some bullshit like that, I can't even go on chrome, firefox or even IE since its saying the same shit. Someone halp? Oh I can't even acces control panel or anything, nor can I find the anti-virus software.

I had this problem on my old computer. Mom had to wipe the whole thing clean and used a reboot disc. Perhaps you might have to do that too.

That miget porn didnt have any viruses, I checked!
Just do one of 'dem sexy system restores and you should be able to get control back, then run a butt-load of scans.

EDIT:
Also, if you still have blackberry messenger, gimme 'yo pin fool

the "anti-virus" software is actually your virus
get ccleaner, boot in safe mode, run ccleaner and disable everything under the autostart thinger, reboot into normal mode, get yourself an AVG and bam

If that doesn't fix it do the same thing but with Malwarebytes.

Apparently the anti-virus software is windows 2012 something something, and looks legit etc. I shall try what you's said and return with feedback. ;o

Also, fivah. Inbox me on facebook your pin.

Look who remembered their password.

Waheyy! Also, nope, didn't work. I'ma get a reboot CD, etc.

'Dats shit.

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Looks like you've got yourself a rootkit, I suggest you go and get malwarebytes, as it has a mode which will run even when the virus is blocking it.