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[16:54] <12~Tim> SUPERMETHCRACK
[16:54] * ~Tim runs around naked
[16:54] <Erth> hey tim, can i get ~ in OoT?
[16:54] * ~Tim WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16:54] <12~Tim> Sure.
[16:55] <Erth> whooo
[16:55] <12~Tim> also erth
[16:55] <12~Tim> My command to owner someone is this
[16:55] <12~Tim> /own erth
[16:55] <12~Tim> Lols
[16:55] <Erth> own me tim
[16:55] <12~Tim> I own you now.
[16:55] <Erth> OWN ME
[16:55] <12~Tim> OWN YOU
[16:55] <Erth> dat gimp
[16:56] * ~Tim supermegamegadeathkick to erth's face
[16:56] * ishz is now known as ishi
[16:57] <12~Tim> ishi: supermethcrack
[16:57] <ishi> ultracocaineshrooms
[16:57] <12~Tim> megasupercracklsdpcp
[16:57] <ishi> doubleblowspeed
[16:58] <12~Tim> amazingultasupermegacharliedalwson
[16:59] <ishi> i dont think i can beat that one
[16:59] <ishi> gg
[16:59] <12~Tim> gg
[16:59] <Shift> fucking junkies



6[18:44] * Tim penis
06[18:45] * Festus cock
06[18:45] * Tim balls
06[18:45] * Festus ass
06[18:45] * Tim back
06[18:45] * Festus neck
06[18:45] * Tim head
06[18:45] * Festus eyes
06[18:46] * Tim nose
06[18:46] * Festus mouth
06[18:46] * Tim chin
06[18:46] * Festus throat
06[18:46] * Tim chest
06[18:46] * Festus stomach
[18:46] <Festus> WAIT
09[18:46] <Festus> We are back to the penis
06[18:46] * Tim pubic hair
00[18:46] <Tim> Not yet
[18:46] <Festus> Okay...
00[18:47] <Tim> and now comes the penis
00[18:47] <Tim> clearly
[18:47] <Festus> Lmfao
[18:47] <Festus> That was awesome
00[18:47] <Tim> yeah
09[18:47] <Festus> We went under the penis, under the gooch, through the ass, up the back, over the head, and back down
06[18:48] * Tim AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
06[18:48] * Tim BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
06[18:48] * Tim SLAP SLAP SLAP
[18:48] <Festus> Lol
[18:48] <Festus> This has to be posted somewhere
06[18:48] * Tim GIVE IT TOO ME HARDER MAN
[18:48] <Festus> Omg
06[18:49] * Tim SLIDES OUT AND PRETENDS TO RIDE A COW
06[18:49] * Tim FUCK YEAH MAN, COWS!!
06[18:50] * Tim YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW
06[18:50] * Festus FUCKS A WILD CHICKEN CHASING COW
06[18:50] * Tim what the fuck man
06[18:50] * Festus AAWWW HEAAHAHAHAHAHA
06[18:50] * Tim what the hell is wrong with you
06[18:50] * Festus Too far?
06[18:50] * Tim no, just no.
06[18:50] * Festus damn it...
06[18:50] * Tim you've ruined it
06[18:50] * Festus cries
06[18:51] * Tim it's fine
06[18:51] * Festus yay
06[18:51] * Tim rides his cow off into the sunset
06[18:51] * Festus takes hat off, watches, sheds a tear
06[18:51] * Tim pulls out a small pistol and shoots the tear off from a mile away
06[18:52] * Festus I'm a cowboy baby!

[20:42] <~Tim> He tried to tell me that the most sensitive spot on a girls body is her ass
[20:43] <~Tim> "Ever heard of a g-spot?" "no tim, what's that?"
[20:43] <Shift> he got it the other way around
[20:44] <Shift> waite, girls got g-spots in their asses too?
[20:44] <Shift> neat
[20:44] <~Tim> lols
[20:47] <Shift> never really could figure out what the g stands for tho
[20:48] <~Tim> It stands for Grafenberg
[20:49] <Shift> so i got a Grafenberg in my ass?
[20:49] <~Tim> He was a german doctor that said women have such a spot
[20:50] <~Tim> :v
[20:50] <~Tim> Please tell me you're kidding
[20:50] <Shift> haha
[20:50] <Shift> yupp
[20:50] <~Tim> good
[20:50] <~Tim> If you want to know if you get pleasure from having thigns in your ass, go try it
[20:51] <Shift> How do you know i haven`t allready
[20:51] <Shift> hurr

Five minutes later.


[21:01] <~Tim> Be sure to include that the biggest penis in the world averages at 12 feet
[21:01] <~Tim> It's a whale's penis
[21:02] <~Tim> BUT
[21:02] <~Tim> Proportionately, the lowly barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom, it is 40 times the barnacle's body length.
[21:03] <Shift> what the fuck are you talking about
[21:03] <~Tim> I'm talking about penises