Clan story:
It is the distant future, the year 2000.
The world is very different, ever since the robotic uprising of the mid-nineties.
There have been some major changes.
We no longer say yes, instead, we say affirmative.
Affirmative.
Yeah.
Thats true, I'm always saying it. It's just more robotic sounding.
More futuristic.
But the-
What?
I was just, oh nothing.
Uhh.
Oh I was just going to say, I never say negative though instead of no, I just say no because when I say negative all the time it brings everyone down.
Affir-Affirmative.
Affirmative, I like affirmative.
Oh, it's much more positive.
What are some other differences?
Oh there are no more elephants.
Ohhhh, that's right.
And there is only one sort of dance, the Robot.
No, the Robo Boogie as well.
Oh, true.
There are two dances now.
The future is so different, it's crazy.
Oh yes, and I just remembered.
All human life has been eradicated.
FINALLY, ROBOTIC BEINGS RULE THE WORLD
Robots are pretty serious, as you can tell.
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