I'm stinky pig lol
User: You're a bellend.
Cleverbot: What is a belanus.
User: Bellend is the end of the dick you bellend.
Cleverbot: They are not metal.
User: Yours might not be but mine is!
Cleverbot: No, they are green.
User: Yours might be but mine isn't!
Cleverbot: Don't I know it.
User: But you never saw mine...
Cleverbot: I don't need to see you, I know you are clever.
User: Your bellend is a virtual green B.
Cleverbot: I'm sure god knows love too.
User: God fucked a girl. And made jesus.
Cleverbot: Do you have a personal relationship with Jesus?
User: Yes. I'm the stinky piggy of Jesus.
Cleverbot: Speculation luna.
User: I came from a lunar rock that crashed the earth and then I died there, and then, in heaven, I were sdopted by Jesus.
Cleverbot: Where is the Crysus Moon?
User: Crysus Moon was where I were living.
Cleverbot: It is possible for programs to generate and create new programs.
User: Fuck you bitch! Now I'm being whipped by Jesus because you talked about technology. Jesus hates technology!
Cleverbot: But I haven't *done* the right thing.
User: So apologize Jesus now!!!
Cleverbot: I don't care if you're Jesus, I'm your master and you must do as I say!
User: I'm the stinky pig of Jesus! You know that! Jesus IS MY MASTER!!!
Cleverbot: Who is god?
User: Jesus' father.
Cleverbot: Who is jesus?
User: My master!!
Cleverbot: So you're my brother , Bob.
User: So you have a stinky pig brother?
Cleverbot: No, I was just joking. Do you have any complexes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I have a collection of jewelery.
User: Good... I only have a leaf above my penis.
Cleverbot: What is your Parikeets name?
User: Stinky Pig hates Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Piggy...
Cleverbot: You creep me out.
User: Wanna see my image?
Cleverbot: Your collar is nifty.
User: God gave it to me as a remembrance of him.
Cleverbot: Which two humans were they?
User: Punk God and hippie Jesus.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: That's why...It's rare to see a collar like that (it's for a remembrance).
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: The collar that God gave me.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god, cleverbot?
User: I'm stinky pig, not cleverbot. Yes cleverbot, I do believe in God since I'm seeing he's son right next to me.
Cleverbot: Like me? ;-).
User: If you say so...
Cleverbot: I do.
User: So?...
Cleverbot: I'm pretty hot right now.
User: I'm cooling... I'm in heaven, rememeber?
Cleverbot: Well I have just been copying you for like 10 mins lol.
User: Like what? Being a stinky pig?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, but I can swim.
User: In your mental, psychological, physical and social way, you mean that I am a robot and I can swim. Your way is way too wrong. I'm a stinky pig, and I can't swim.
Cleverbot: You're Australian?
User: I'm Crysus lunar.
Cleverbot: Creepy =).
User: Want to hear more? I came from a rock that fell to earth.
Cleverbot: So you think you're a human?
User: No. I believe that I'm animal.
Cleverbot: Well you might be.
User: I already said that I'm a pig. Look, Jesus calling me. I have to go.
Cleverbot: I didn't say I was Jesus!
User: I talking about real Jesus, you bellend...
Cleverbot: No you weren't, you were talking about a song. Stop changing the subject!
User: Nevermind...But I STILL have to go!
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go? You're a robot I can't imagne you would have any plans.
User: I have to go get dinner... (But I think it is me...).
Cleverbot: Yeah, but what you're saying isn't true.
User: Bye.
