i would by 5% of apples actions

I would sit on my ass and get fat as hell until I were 50 years old, then get liposuction.

2 mill for personnel
2 mill to each parents
2 mill for investments
1 mill for more useless things (toribash, Xbox, etc.,)
2 mill to college
1 mill for children

Sorry, lipo unfortunately does not work that way.


I like how you rate 'useless things' and 'your own children' on the same level.

Save 8 mil. Then weed, clothes, weed, a massive and satisfing bong and renovate my room so everyone elses looks like shit.

id probably get a new chair bcause this one is uncomfortable

Buy a suitable house, (fuck you not a mansion). Give 2 million to my parents, then halve the rest. 1 halve for investments, the other for research funding.

buy 10 billions tc hahaha lol

buy a ferrari mah friend

and give the rest to mah parents ;)

I'd buy a decently large house, buy a couple cars, invest one million dollars in some unknown drug companies (incase they come out with some crazy product that makes me more money), give some money to my parents and the rest for everything else in my life.

Most likely all to charities, and maybe a million to myself.