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[fun]Haiku Insult Thread
Post your most insulting works of art (written exclusively in haikus of course).

I'll start:

"Who most reeks of piss?
Skylar, the lonely virgin
He will die alone"

whats a "haiku"?



You have to rate the haiku above you before you may post your own haiku.
Last edited by Chirs; Dec 5, 2014 at 10:20 PM.
Originally Posted by motota View Post
"Who most reeks of piss?
Skylar, the lonely virgin
He will die alone"

I approve of this 10/10

"Why do you do not
Name yourself the moatloaf man?
I don't understand."
Last edited by Chirs; Dec 5, 2014 at 10:05 PM.
Who would do this shit?
Oh, that's right. A faggot would.
Like you, motota.
Rating: 3/10
Explanation below (in haiku form of course).

Good try NotShadow,
You lack artistic appeal.
Try again later.
Last edited by motota; Dec 5, 2014 at 10:01 PM.
Look here, tater tot.
You have no artistic charm.
Go the hell away.

0/10000 lies and slander.
you absolute fool
drown your soul in alcohol
eat shit and keep fit
[19:59] <Lazors> man it's a good thing people don't see what i write here
0/10 NO RATING U SUK

Chirs is glorious!
You are all unworthy fags
Except NotShadow.
someone will kill you
as you sleep with guns tonight
silence through pillows
[19:59] <Lazors> man it's a good thing people don't see what i write here
-5/10 no rating and the haiku sucks.

Skylar you suck balls.
Your life is irrelevant.
Learn to haiku please.
10/10 for the ending

Motota looks great
Haha i was just kidding
You look like a cunt.