Hm, i shall have to read the bible and find out who else is in there
But i know that when the big flood comes, the bit with Noahs arc, just before that should be when the Goons come
But idk who saved us from the Goons, so i dunno who should be Noah (and also Noahs bitch/wife).
EG (i picked a random mod): "Hebrewhammr and his bitch Skullfuk collected one of every belt colour, 2 white belts 2 brown belts 2 green betls and so on. However Jepy, the one God Belt, was told to just fuck off. They boarded the Toribash Discussion board, and waited, as the Triad rained down holy ban-rain from the heavens. As the ban covered the forums, the Toribash Discussion board remained true and ban free..." etc.
Or maybe the Goons can be when Jesus gets upset in the temple and throws the stalls around. The temple being the forums, and the stalls being the Goons ofc.
Also,
Death = ban
ressurection = unban
to condem = Ip ban
exile = suspended
Fishermen (the people Jesus talks to) = IRCers (Veb walked among the IRCers)
Carpentry = webmastering?
For Genesis
the Void = The internet
the Waters = Toribash forum and game
the Sky = ? i dunno, unused space on the webservers?
the Land = Toribash forums
Fish = players (who latter move onto the land as forumers)
Plants = inactive accounts
animals = forumers and players (collective term)
the 7th day = a day of rest, and IRCing
Adam = The first Toribasher? IDK who that is
Eve = The second Basher? Invited to join by 'adam'
Cant think of anymore, i gotta go read the bible :P
Last edited by Gorman; Feb 14, 2009 at 07:03 AM.
