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Ocean's Story of the Day
Everyday, for about a month, or rather until my birthday... I will be posting daily stories based upon events in my life. These events will most likely teach you something that every person in this world should know. Whether its something small or me talking about gettin' 'da poon, it will be enjoyable.

Todays story of the day comes from an incident with one of three, mentally challenged kids in my English class:

Story #1: Fuck Homework

Last edited by Ocean; Mar 5, 2015 at 02:05 AM.
1. Why were you late? Is your school big? If not then there's pretty much no reason for you to be late

2. Why didn't you do your homework to begin with? It only takes 5-10 minutes to do. You can easily get it done during study hall/flex/whatever you call it.

3. Josh is a fucking dick. I bet he didn't do HIS homework.
RIP [duck] Aug 28 2011 - April 20 2020
Originally Posted by Rfifan View Post
1. Why were you late? Is your school big? If not then there's pretty much no reason for you to be late

2. Why didn't you do your homework to begin with? It only takes 5-10 minutes to do. You can easily get it done during study hall/flex/whatever you call it.

3. Josh is a fucking dick. I bet he didn't do HIS homework.

1. Coming from lunch... talking to friends.

2. Fuck homework

3. Josh is autistic. I would expect nothing less.
Teachers still check homework?

Usually they stop by grade 9, because they expect you to know better



Wait he cried because she didn't mark you down as late? This guy needs help.
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Originally Posted by MrJingles1 View Post
Teachers still check homework?

Usually they stop by grade 9, because they expect you to know better



Wait he cried because she didn't mark you down as late? This guy needs help.

he reminds me of spoonerism
except the fact that spoon is awesome
M I N I V A N
Originally Posted by MrJingles1
Wait he cried because she didn't mark you down as late? This guy needs help.

I'm sure the story is exaggerated in some way.
RIP [duck] Aug 28 2011 - April 20 2020

Spoon me :)