It took me 4 weeks to find out how to use relax moves cleanly without dqing myself every match. Also my first thread wasnt good either, i posted in the wrong section.
Now im doing pretty good.

lets see...

I didnt know if you pressed "C" then your body held still so i limp fought or as i like to say i fought "Drunken Monkey" Style...

I did moves that weren't even seen or thought of for noob moves. These moves were a variation of a noob clap but even if they didnt move i still got my BUTT handed to me cause my arms would fall off and ram into my head, decapping myself

I lost alot and on my 100th or so fight, i only had 50 tc built... FROM FIGHTS!!!

And that's about it...

well i play for 3months on single player before i could get to go online =D so i was good =D

I like to spam joints when im bored

Well, I was an honest noob, as I usually am =D. I only went to newbie servers, talked alot, learned the noob clap, ect. I also always got pissed off at people who were obviously not noobs in the noob server.
Oh, and I didnt discover the forums until about a month into the game, which I immediatly learned the rules to after getting about 5 infractions in a row.

My first match was against a 5th dan. At least two boomhits.

One of the noobiest things I remember is I went on a rant to a fellow noob about a master belt I had met.The other noob told me that he was a "hampa-slave" and no-one could get such a high belt without being a "hampa-slave".He left with the words of a tortured,yet respected hero among noobs;"im gona go kil sum hampa slaves".
Also,I tried to sell my orc/gladiator/chronos crap in-game in noob-swords servers.And I think I was the angriest noob in all of TB.Really small things used to set me off into a crazy flame-war full of 's and etc. I still get angry,though I have learned to control it. ^_^

said the words "nice" to pretty much anything anyone did that was cool.

I do too. It's kind of satisfying.

I still act like a noob.
IN THE FORUMS
i was pissed off with quitters