post weird talents you have

i can wiggle my ears and nostrils


i can tacofy my tongue


i can bend the last knuckle on my left index finger on its own for about 30 degrees with the rest of the finger straight


i can store liquids and air in my cheeks like a squirrel and be able to talk and breathe without losing any of it


i can tense my eyelids to cause them to spasm and wink pretty fast