TFC 5
Ok hear me out. The ability to decide whos butthole your poop comes out of.

Say I have to poop right, and I just fucking despise my coworker Dave. I start pooping... but it comes out of Dave's butthole. Dave just shit his pants. Take that Dave.

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Teleportation has always seemes utterly broken and fun to me, so I'll go with that.

Shapeshifting is a close second though...
<Hush> the beat feature sounds like the main event at a circle jerk festival
I love the idea of freezing and burning stuff so I'd love a power where I can burn and freeze things since that would give me so much freedom to do stuff
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